OT: Random Friday Thoughts

[davnlaguna]

Why do people feel the need to post that they are now on Anti Depressants on Facebook?

Just say you are a NJD's fan and the meds are implied

Why do people feel the need also to post their marriage separation on Facebook?

My wife is a Ducks fan, so whenever the Kings and the Ducks play that is understood.

 

[dare2be]

Another random Friday thought...

Escalators...stand or walk?

My take...if you are just going to stand, use the damn elevator. Or at least stand off to one side to let the walkers by. They are shaped like steps for a reason, dammit.

 

[IPostedWhat]

They are shaped like steps for a reason, dammit.

To slide down while sitting in a pillow?

 

[dare2be]

To slide down while sitting in a pillow?

 

[puckhead]

Another random Friday thought...

Escalators...stand or walk?

My take...if you are just going to stand, use the damn elevator. Or at least stand off to one side to let the walkers by. They are shaped like steps for a reason, dammit.

 

[devils30mb]

You know what grinds my gears - People hanging out in the passing lane and then when you pass them on the inside (right) lane, they move over to the right lane.

ditto dash!

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

I hate politics. On November 2nd I will got to my poling place & vote. The only problem is I have no idea who to vote for because there isn't a single politician worth giving a vote too.

As for all the propositions. It doesn't matter. Whether we want it or not it's just going to end up getting lost in the court system if it would do the people any good.

 

[Dacks]

I agree with everything in here, I hate bad drivers and facebook whores. Facebook is good as essentially a self-updating contact list, especially when it comes to people you haven't seen in years. And certain updates are great - when somebody has moved, when somebody is getting married, etc... but the rest is garbage.

My biggest pet peeve about city driving: the person in front of me approaches a light, and sees that the don't walk light is flashing. They slow down, anticipating the yellow light. Of course the light is still green when they get there, but I get stuck with the yellow. We would have both made it through if the moron had just watched the traffic signals, as they're supposed to, instead of trying to predict the light signals based on pedestrian signals.

Hate it.

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?....what kind of bullshit is that?...

 

[IPostedWhat]

And what's the deal with airline food?

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

The late, great Mitch Hedberg....

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut... end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I got the doc-u-men-tation right here... oh, wait it's at home... in the file... under 'D'... for doughnut."

I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls... but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, "Fuck it, cut em up!"

Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. "Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way."

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

And what's the deal with airline food?

I'm with you on that. What the hell do they put in those bags near your seat? It always smells funny, and don't get me started on the taste. But at least they don't charge you for it.

 

[Destroydacre]

Here's a few of the statuses (stati?) I just came across on facebook.

"Just saw a girl walking down the middle of an active railroad track with headphones on. Seems like the most brilliant idea ever."

"People in Alabama are amazing - just like Sunday morning wood (uh yes. Someone Said That phrase today)"


Now that's some good stuff!

 

[naslundfan19]

Here's a few of the statuses (stati?) I just came across on facebook.

"Just saw a girl walking down the middle of an active railroad track with headphones on. Seems like the most brilliant idea ever."

"People in Alabama are amazing - just like Sunday morning wood (uh yes. Someone Said That phrase today)"


Now that's some good stuff!

What's my latest? I can't remember and I'm too lazy to log in.:p