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flyersfan4706

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This is a rep contest. I rarely laugh out loud so it is your job to make me.



I fully expect this thread to fail and no one will post in it, :(
 

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flyersfan4706

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seriously, if you stare at him for the whole durration, it's impossible not to laugh


That was pretty good. I nearly lost it at the start but got used to it. One of those vids will do me in if I dont get used to it. I wish I could give you 1/2 rep.
 
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I always love this one.

[YOUTUBE]-iwISOl8_h4[/YOUTUBE]
 

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Q: What's big, and green, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you?
 

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Audio is a minor case of NOT WORK SAFE:

 
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this is probably my favourite pic on the interwebs
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These always work for me, but I am a man of simple tastes. If it features a kid getting hurt in a non-"I need a hospital!" kind of way, I am most likely laughing. I think I just enjoy the randomness of the second.


and . . .

 
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Ugggghhh... I'm so mad at my mother....

I don't know, she's 110 years old. The other day she calls me up to ask me for TEN DOLLARS for some FOOD.

I say "HEY... I WORK FOR A LIVING."

So I lend her the money, I had my secretary run it over, and now she calls me up and tells me she can't pay me back for a while.

I said "what IS this bullshit, huh??"

So I worked it out with her and I'm having her work on my transmission. And when she's done with that, I'm having her move my barbells up to the attic.
 

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Once upon a time, a salesman was traveling through New Mexico when he came upon a most dignified-looking indian with a sign poised next to him that read, "Indian with the world's best memory."

Intrigued, the salesman pulled his car over to the side of the road and walked over to the noble savage. Ancient wisdom was chiseled on his face. Suddenly feeling a little in awe of the indian, our salesman's mind drew a blank and couldn't come up with any better question than, "What did you have to eat for breakfast last week?" "Eggs." quickly came the reply. Impressed, the salesman hopped back in his car and sped off.

Fifty years pass. The salesman, now retired, was driving his grandkids along the same route when again he saw the indian in the same spot he had seen him once before. The retiree decided he simply had to show his grandkids this extraordinary marvel. He excitedly stopped his car, and sped-hobbled with his cane over to the gray-haired, wizened old injun. The retired salesman asked, "How?" Without hesitation, the indian replied, "Scrambled."
 

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I think this is pretty funny:
 
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Was watching the Jesus video and 30 seconds in, lightning struck maybe a few hundred feet from my window. No joke.

Yeah. Maybe God's telling me something about watching videos that mock Jesus?
 

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If nothing makes me laugh soon naslundfan did the best.
 
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