OT - London Olympics thread

[jstewismybastardson]

We're coming for you, Canada.

MEDAL COUNT
Canada 7 medals
Maryland 6 medals

oh yah? Yah??? you wanna go there??? really?

how many trampoling gold medals does maryland have ??? huh? huh classhole???

damn straight!!!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

truth be told, cdn gal had no business winning gold

chinese commie shat the trampoline on her routine


/ i actually feel kinda bad when they fuck up because you just know they'll be sentenced to a life of sticking the q key on knockoff "iph0ne"'s in a 21 storey industrial complex with no windows and bars on the doors

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

We may be in last place for the medals, but at least our newswomen are hot.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

truth be told, cdn gal had no business winning gold

chinese commie shat the trampoline on her routine


/ i actually feel kinda bad when they fuck up because you just know they'll be sentenced to a life of sticking the q key on knockoff "iph0ne"'s in a 21 storey industrial complex with no windows and bars on the doors

Actually, I think that's considered a "good middle class existence" in China... "Hey Wang, when do you get to go on break and see your family?"

"Well, my family was executed for accidentally clicking on the Denver Craigslist page and becoming aware of the existence of garage sales, but I do get a three day release in 2018, so I got that going for me!"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Actually, I think that's considered a "good middle class existence" in China... "Hey Wang, when do you get to go on break and see your family?"

"Well, my family was executed for accidentally clicking on the Denver Craigslist page and becoming aware of the existence of garage sales, but I do get a three day release in 2018, so I got that going for me!"

u r 100% right and IOU rep




/she'll go visit the Three Gorges damn where her parents bodies were "honourably entombed" (aka tossed in) in concrete during construction

 

[jstewismybastardson]

theres gonna be a run on trampolines across canada today ... on sale at canadian tire


/on another note: ive asked it before ... lawn darts still for sale in the US?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

u r 100% right and IOU rep




/she'll go visit the Three Gorges damn where her parents bodies were "honourably entombed" (aka tossed in) in concrete during construction

See, that's why China economy number one, and America lagging behind... our unwillingness to use political dissidents as construction material.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

See, that's why China economy number one, and America lagging behind... our unwillingness to use political dissidents as construction material.

Who would make better construction workers? Fat slow rich Republicans or skinny less strong and slightly less rich Democrats?

I just don't see how we can adopt China's model over here in the United States.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Who would make better construction workers? Fat slow rich Republicans or skinny less strong and slightly less rich Democrats?

I just don't see how we can adopt China's model over here in the United States.

No, no, no, construction MATERIALS, not workers. I think the fat slow rich republicans would make good insulation, while the skinny lazy democrats should probably just be ground up into plywood.

 

[puckhead]

Womens triathlon, after nearly 2 hours, comes down to a photo finish

 

[esls79]

Just got done watching the Senegal Mexico futbol match on Telemundo. Good times.

 

[dash]

Enough of that gold stuff, back to bronze for Canada in women's team cycling pursuit...

 

[esls79]

High scoring soccer games on Telemundo rule.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

US mens volleyball team looks solid. Anderson playing like a beast !!



Good ole Buffalo boy.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Canada is gonna regret not winning at home v honduras ... Honduras is gonna be a mean piece of business for the rest of concacaf world cup qualifying

 

[dash]

Canada is gonna regret not winning at home v honduras ... Honduras is gonna be a mean piece of business for the rest of concacaf world cup qualifying

It's tough to play a game of football when you're dodging bags of urine...

 

[esls79]

It's tough to play a game of football when you're dodging bags of urine...

Do the Mexicans get royalties everytime a bag of urine gets tossed even if its not at Stadia Azteca?

Honduras just looks mean. And they can play as well.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Down to 9 men for honduras

Big meanies indeed!

 

[dash]

Bruce, Li, and Duthie...

 

[esls79]

US Russia volleyball game - talk about the tables turning