OT: I'm out...

[forty_three]

Leaving tomorrow for a cruise, and won't be back until August.

Before you start in with the "La dee daaa" stuff, bear in mind that I will be on the boat with Mrs 43's ENTIRE family. I expect to get no more than 18 hours off shore before I dive off the back and swim for land.

At least the ship has a Gym, a Library and an Art Gallery. Three places I KNOW none of them will ever go.

So, I hope by the time I return, that Hoswon is gone, Nash is not and JD and Shane Doan are announced as part of the Jackets family.

And as always, I hope Ed Belfour dies a slow and painful death.

Be seein' ya.

 

[mattola]

have fun 43.... enjoy. I dont know if you drink but might be a good time to start

 

[elocomotive]

Before you start in with the "La dee daaa" stuff, bear in mind that I will be on the boat with Mrs 43's ENTIRE family. I expect to get no more than 18 hours off shore before I dive off the back and swim for land.

And now we know why everything is included in the cost except the alcoholic drinks.

Have as good a time as possible, 43!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Have a good time at the gym, library and art gallery!

 

[Darkstone42]

Have you ever tried turning conversations in an awkward direction in order to get them to end?

Just a question, 43, not a suggestion or anything...

 

[puckhead]

 

[elocomotive]

What About Bob - still one of my favorite comedies of all-time.

Nice song, Puck. Sounds like it might be a little more like this...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Have you ever tried turning conversations in an awkward direction in order to get them to end?

Just a question, 43, not a suggestion or anything...

Have you ever milked a cow?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Have you ever milked a cow?

/thread

 

[Eddie_Shack]

 

[forty_three]

have fun 43.... enjoy. I dont know if you drink but might be a good time to start

I do not. But several people have given me this advice. Including my wife.

And now we know why everything is included in the cost except the alcoholic drinks.

Yeah, it's like a CONSPIRACY!

Have you ever tried turning conversations in an awkward direction in order to get them to end?

Actually, this does not work.

CSB time:
I was telling the blonde joke about the 3 pregnant women (one blonde) about if the man was on top it's a boy, and if the woman was on top it's a girl and the blonde cried because she thought she was going to have puppies.

Mrs 43 was preggers at the time and her younger brother, much to his mother's dismay, looked at me and then at my wife and said "Well?"

I patted her belly and said "Woof:. Then Mrs 43 said "We're gonna name it Fido or Rex".

Still ain't heard the end of that one and Fido is nearly 10 years old.

 

[Darkstone42]

I do not. But several people have given me this advice. Including my wife.



Yeah, it's like a CONSPIRACY!



Actually, this does not work.

CSB time:
I was telling the blonde joke about the 3 pregnant women (one blonde) about if the man was on top it's a boy, and if the woman was on top it's a girl and the blonde cried because she thought she was going to have puppies.

Mrs 43 was preggers at the time and her younger brother, much to his mother's dismay, looked at me and then at my wife and said "Well?"

I patted her belly and said "Woof:. Then Mrs 43 said "We're gonna name it Fido or Rex".

Still ain't heard the end of that one and Fido is nearly 10 years old.

Three things:

1.
2. That is not nearly awkward enough for my purposes.
3. When you said CSB time, I immediately thought of the Chemical Sciences Building here at the University of Arizona and had no idea why that was relevant to whatever you were about to post.

 

[forty_three]

Three things:

1.
2. That is not nearly awkward enough for my purposes.
3. When you said CSB time, I immediately thought of the Chemical Sciences Building here at the University of Arizona and had no idea why that was relevant to whatever you were about to post.

What potential subject matter would be awkward enough?

I did have to explain to him, while he was portraying Santa at a mall, what the purpose of the lower back tattoo was. One of his "elves" had one. And he was like "Why would you get that, you can't even see it..."

I said "No matter what the design is, it's basically saying 'Aim Here'".






Then I had to explain that.

 

[Comeds]

Have fun!

 

[dash]

If your room steward is Leonardo Casanova, you'll have plenty of time to spend at the gym, library and art gallery.

Have a great time!

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

Until August? And it started as a 3 hour tour..a 3 hour tour

 

[Vadered]

What potential subject matter would be awkward enough?

I did have to explain to him, while he was portraying Santa at a mall, what the purpose of the lower back tattoo was. One of his "elves" had one. And he was like "Why would you get that, you can't even see it..."

I said "No matter what the design is, it's basically saying 'Aim Here'".






Then I had to explain that.

You'd think having somebody that dense on board a boat would affect its seaworthiness.