OT - I'm bored, Part Tanev

[puckhead]

some of these are very funny
The 25 Greatest Local News Interviewee Captions

 

[Slimpikins]

Whoa, slow it down there a second. Is there really a 'Kick a Ginger Day'?

How was I not told about this before and where did Steve Ott get traded again?

 

[Darkstone42]

The thought of Baltimore passing the Yankees positively makes my skin drool.

So... you sweat?

 

[Darkstone42]

I'm going to San Diego after work today.

I will see the Pacific Ocean in person for the first time in my life. I predict it will look a lot like the Atlantic Ocean, but on the wrong side.

(East Coast bias!)

 

[dare2be]

The thought of Baltimore passing the Yankees positively makes my skin drool.

So... you sweat?

I think he was just purposefully mixing up metaphors.

Like "that's the way the cookie bounces"

 

[dare2be]

I'm going to San Diego after work today.

I will see the Pacific Ocean in person for the first time in my life. I predict it will look a lot like the Atlantic Ocean, but on the wrong side.

(East Coast bias!)

Nope, the waves are MUCH bigger to make up for the East Coast bias.

 

[blindbaby]

I'm going to San Diego after work today.

I will see the Pacific Ocean in person for the first time in my life. I predict it will look a lot like the Atlantic Ocean, but on the wrong side.

(East Coast bias!)

Right on. Have fun DS; San Diego has lots of cool things to see and do. BTW, I see the Pacific every day.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I think he was just purposefully mixing up metaphors.

Like "that's the way the cookie bounces"

Hit the nail right out of the ballpark.

 

[forty_three]

 

[Eddie_Shack]

COLLABORATE AND LISTEN!

 

[naslundfan19]

 

[dare2be]

My grandmother actually said that ("cookie bounces"), and we all started laughing. She hadn't even realized she said it. One of our fond memories of her.

 

[naslundfan19]

AL West: best division in baseball?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Fucking Tigers.

 

[naslundfan19]

Did they lose again?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

No, not yet. Tie game right now. We were down 2-0 to start. It's seriously been hard to get interested in this frustrating team this year.

 

[naslundfan19]

Jim Joyce behind the plate in the M's game. I had no idea he was the one that had the dramatic strike call.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Jim Joyce behind the plate in the M's game. I had no idea he was the one that had the dramatic strike call.

I just made an automatic dramatic hand gesture when reading a familiar name, but I've calmed down now.

 

[naslundfan19]

I just made an automatic dramatic hand gesture when reading a familiar name, but I've calmed down now.

I figured I was OK because he wasn't at first.

 

[naslundfan19]

November 3rd is going to be epic. #1 Alabama at #3 LSU. #4 Oregon at #2 USC. Both games most likely being played at the same time. Who said the playoff had to wait?