OT - I'm bored, Part Tanev

[mattola]

seriously - what the fuck is up with mailing body parts to people? is this a new thing?
should we have been saving all of those feet that washed up ashore?
Possible human remains sent to 2 Vancouver schools - British Columbia - CBC News

could be the missing pieces. Magnotta will not fight extradition, Berlin police say - CNN.com

Authorities accuse Magnotta of dismembering Lin and mailing one of his hands and one of his feet to Canadian politicians. Lin's head and other hand and foot are still missing, Cmdr. Ian Lafreniere, a Montreal police spokesman, said Tuesday.

Police also believe Magnotta filmed the death and dismemberment and posted it to the Internet. Authorities have said the video shows Magnotta engaged in sexual acts involving body parts. On Tuesday, Lafreniere told reporters the video also included evidence of cannibalism

 

[dash]

Reminds me of that joke from the movie "Memphis Belle":

A British fighter pilot got downed over German occupied airspace and was captured by the Nazis on the ground. He was beaten up pretty bad in the dogfight and parachute landing, and they had to amputate his leg, so he begged them "Please, if you have to take my leg, can you drop it over my country next time you send a bombing mission?"

The Nazis figured there was no harm in it and the leg was dropped in the next raid.

A week later, his other leg succumbed to his injuries and had to be amputated, and again, he asked his captors to drop in over England on the next raid, and again they obliged.

The next week his arm succumbed to injuries and it was amputated. Again, he asked the German guards to have it dropped over England on the next raid. The German barked at him "Nein!, Dis we cannot do"

The POW was shocked, "Why not? You've done it before!"

"Because," the guard said, "We think you are trying to escape..."

 

[naslundfan19]

 

[KillerVee]

I hope it's not Tony LaRussa...

My brother's name is very similar to Tony LaRussa. He hates that guy.

 

[mattola]

could be the missing pieces. Magnotta will not fight extradition, Berlin police say - CNN.com

The Vancouver Sun ‏@VancouverSun
Vancouver Police said the human remains discovered in packages sent to two Vancouver schools this afternoon appear to be a hand and a foot.

 

[naslundfan19]

Gotta run.

 

[KillerVee]

Yesterday my Boogie puppy girl knocked over my bottle of Melatonin on the night stand and started chowing down on pills. Turns out you can give dogs melatonin too in small doses and she didn't have too much so she's ok. But she napped so much yesterday that she's a fucking terror today. I've been trying to ignore her but she's sliding up and down the hallway's wood floors and crashing into things like crazy....

 

[pixburgher66]

Pirates are up 8-3 in the bottom of the 7th against the Reds.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Yesterday my Boogie puppy girl knocked over my bottle of Melatonin on the night stand and started chowing down on pills. Turns out you can give dogs melatonin too in small doses and she didn't have too much so she's ok. But she napped so much yesterday that she's a fucking terror today. I've been trying to ignore her but she's sliding up and down the hallway's wood floors and crashing into things like crazy....

Who's a good Boogie puppy? WHO'S A GOOD BOOGIE PUPPY?

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Do the Nationals have a big following? I feel like baseball should thrive in that area of the country but I really have no clue. Battle for first in the NL East, Mets and Nats in extra innings.

 

[pixburgher66]

Do the Nationals have a big following? I feel like baseball should thrive in that area of the country but I really have no clue. Battle for first in the NL East, Mets and Nats in extra innings.

I'm fairly certain that the only long time following has been the Skins in that town. The Caps obviously have a big following now, and the Nats...well, they're getting there with Strasburg and Harper. NL East is ridiculous.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tigers...

 

[pixburgher66]

8-3, heading to the bottom of the 9th. THE BATTLE FOR FIRST WAGES ON!

 

[dash]

Blue Jays should keep Lawrie in the lead-off spot, he's running the bases like a shopper running away from gunshots.

/Colby Rasmus 5-for-5 tonight, a triple short of the cycle.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Blue Jays should keep Lawrie in the lead-off spot, he's running the bases like a shopper running away from gunshots.

/Colby Rasmus 5-for-5 tonight, a triple short of the cycle.

You might want to consider shopping in a nicer part of town, Dash...

 

[pixburgher66]

Blue Jays should keep Lawrie in the lead-off spot, he's running the bases like a shopper running away from gunshots.

/Colby Rasmus 5-for-5 tonight, a triple short of the cycle.

LOLZ Cards. And LOLZ Reds for trading Edwin.


Buccos hold off a sort of late push to win 8-4. 2 games over .500 and 2 games back from the Reds for the lead in the NL Central. This team is confident...and I'm starting to believe. Andrew McCutchen tweeted the other day "Times are changing. #Believe" I believe him.

 

[puckhead]

You might want to consider shopping in a nicer part of town, Dash...

Jays' Brett Lawrie calls shooting 'instant panic'

 

[Comeds]

You might want to consider shopping in a nicer part of town, Dash...

Sounds like my town. I got tickets for this:

The Wire: The Musical with Michael Kenneth Williams from Michael Kenneth Williams, Sonja Sohn, Andre Royo, Larry Gilliard Jr, Felicia Pearson, Faizon Love, PatB, Matt and Oz, Betsy Koch, Michael Kimbrew, Funny Or Die, Joe Hartzler, Dave Theune, Ben P

 

[mattola]

Sheryl Crow has a non cancerous brain tumour.

Sheryl Crow: Brain tumor is a 'bump in the road' - CNN.com

 

[mattola]