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Why do you have guys peeing on you? :pound:

I meant that since no one is peeing on me, I don't have any worry about getting pregnant so I shouldn't have been spending money on contraceptives all these years.

Sheesh. The only person who pees on me is ME!
 
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I meant that since no one is peeing on me, I don't have any worry about getting pregnant so I shouldn't have been spending money on contraceptives all these years.

Sheesh. The only person who pees on me is ME!

How do you...



Nevermind, I don't want to know.
 

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One time, when I was 13, I stepped on a poisonous sea urchin in Hawaii. The cute lifeguard told me I had to pee on my own foot or let someone else pee on it.

I thought he was just being a pervert and refused.

Real talk though? It was so incredibly painful for so long that if it were to happen now...welll....
 

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One time, when I was 13, I stepped on a poisonous sea urchin in Hawaii. The cute lifeguard told me I had to pee on my own foot or let someone else pee on it.

I thought he was just being a pervert and refused.

Real talk though? It was so incredibly painful for so long that if it were to happen now...welll....

Tell me that was intentional.
 

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That's just how I talk.

What'd I miss?

Real talk, like the R. Kelly song. I thought you were making a joke, because I just made an R. Kelly joke, but not about the song Real Talk. It's a ridiculous song, funny it it's own right, but I thought you were going for the whole R. Kelly likes to pee on people angle. Ah, never mind, you know what they say about having to explain jokes, and it's even worse when it's someone else's inadvertent joke...
 

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Real talk, like the R. Kelly song. I thought you were making a joke, because I just made an R. Kelly joke, but not about the song Real Talk. It's a ridiculous song, funny it it's own right, but I thought you were going for the whole R. Kelly likes to pee on people angle. Ah, never mind, you know what they say about having to explain jokes, and it's even worse when it's someone else's inadvertent joke...

:blank stare:
 
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