OT - I'm bored, Part Four!

[Automattic]

But I'm not fat... :confused2:

Keep eaing donuts, dummy, keep eating donuts....

 

[SLY]

Keep eaing donuts, dummy, keep eating donuts....

I have been for over 20 years...

 

[Automattic]

I have been for over 20 years...

I shouldn't say anything. I'm looking for this Bacon Paradise that Tyler speaks of...

 

[SLY]

Mmm... bacon.

 

[elocomotive]

Keep eaing donuts, dummy, keep eating donuts....

In New England, how can you not? It's insane how many Dunkin' Donuts they have up there. There are small towns of like 3,000 or 4,000 people in Connecticut and Massachusetts that have TWO Dunkin' Donuts.

 

[SLY]

In New England, how can you not? It's insane how many Dunkin' Donuts they have up there. There are small towns of like 3,000 or 4,000 people in Connecticut and Massachusetts that have TWO Dunkin' Donuts.

Lol, you go to a major city like Boston and there is one on every fucking corner.

 

[elocomotive]

Lol, you go to a major city like Boston and there is one on every fucking corner.

I don't even understand the math.

Seriously, do most people up there have a donut or two on the average morning?

 

[SLY]

Nah, they make their dough off of coffee, they actually throw a lot of donuts away after every shift.

 

[SLY]

They offer a lot more shit nowadays than they used to when I was a kid. It used to only be muffins bagels and donuts. Now they have fucking cookies, hash browns, sandwiches, flat bread sandwiches, brownies and more shit I cant even think of right now.

 

[Automattic]

We need some of these munchies over in the coffee talk thread, pronto.

 

[SLY]

Lol, one of the guys from work went back to D&D after I posted that comment earlier, I got two more donuts.

 

[Automattic]

Fatass.

 

[SLY]

:preggers:

 

[jstewismybastardson]

if she was drinking kahlua, baby would be enjoying a tasty brown cow

A lactating U.S. woman was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after she sprayed sheriff's deputies with breast milk as they tried to remove her from a vehicle, police said Monday.


Ohio-resident Stephanie Robinette, 30, was arrested and charged with domestic violence and assault linked to a domestic dispute, as well as resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, according to the Delaware County Sheriff's Office.


It said Robinette's husband told authorities the pair had been attending a wedding when his wife got drunk and started a dispute. He said that she hit him multiple times before locking herself in her car outside a banquet facility on Saturday.


Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said that when police approached the car to speak to her, she yelled profanities and refused to get out.


"When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle she advised the deputies that she was a breastfeeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk," Davis said.


Robinette was later removed from the car and arrested after more deputies arrived on the scene.


"This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do," Davis said

 

[elocomotive]

Lol, one of the guys from work went back to D&D after I posted that comment earlier, I got two more donuts.

That guy should probably be working instead of playing Dungeons & Dragons. He can find a magic fire sword on his own time!

 

[SLY]

lol... Dungeons and Dragons. I havent seen that or heard of it in so long.

 

[elocomotive]

lol... Dungeons and Dragons. I havent seen that or heard of it in so long.

Last month I watched a documentary on it on Hulu. It was pretty sad. I'm all for people having hobbies and there is nothing inherently wrong with Dungeons & Dragons, but these people's lives were ENTIRELY consumed by it.

Not a particularly good documentary, but good for some mindless entertainment and ultimately made me feel much better about my minor problems.

 

[SLY]

lol, yea. I used to know ppl that lived for that shit.

 

[Automattic]

:preggers:

lol

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Why....is Jeff wearing a ribbon in his hair?