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You're drinking Jager? Dang.

I went out with my friend Sarah last night. I have dubbed her "....'Sarah Problem?!"

Anyways we walked into a bar and I had to go in the back so I handed Sarah my money and told her to get me a beer. When I came back she had spent my money on Jager Bombs instead. I wanted to be mad at her but I can't. She's just too much fun.

I don't do jager bombs either drink it straight or mixed with goldslager and rumplemintz.Got 2 bottles for my Bday in january trying to kill the last one today
 

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I need to buy trash bags. My garbage needs to be taken out. I wonder how IPW'll spin that one?
 

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I was out of trash bags not that long ago. Got some new ones. Not the scented ones though, I don't like those.
 

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I actually had this idea in the 80's. But my elementary knowledge of Physics talked me out of it.

And I wan't even going to do a quarter pipe, just a straight jump ramp. This was never going to succeed for a large number of reasons.
 
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I actually had this idea in the 80's. But my elementary knowledge of Physics talked me out of it.

And I wan't even going to do a quarter pipe, just a straight jump ramp. This was never going to succeed for a large number of reasons.

You could do it...


But you would have to do a lot of calculations to make sure both the bike and the truck were going at exactly the correct speeds...



Of course, people smart enough to do those calculations are also smart enough to not try to do that, so....


Yeah, that wasn't going to succeed.
 

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So about a month ago I slid through an ice covered intersection in my work vehicle, going about 10 MPH. Another car slid through too, hitting me in the side, going about 10 MPH.

So now I have to take an online "driver responsibility course", which is essentially a series of ten question tests. Here's an example.

"Alcohol impairs your ability to drive. True or False"

Wouldn't be a big deal if I didn't have to sit through a 30 minute educational flash presentation before each test. I now have to find ways to kill 30 minutes in another window while I wait for this thing to get done so I can take a ten question true/false test that any idiot over the age of 12 should already know the answers to.
 
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