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OT - I'm bored, Part 2!

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BostonAJ

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I go in next Wednesday, and will most likely be discharged Thursday afternoon.

They would of sent me home that same day, but since I live almost 2 hours away from the Hospital, he wants to make sure I'm ok before leaving.

Well, I guess we'll have to make another goddamn card. Everything just has to be about you, doesn't it?
 

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They are not cracking your chest are they? The very idea of that gives me the creeps.

Same here. I can't even watch that shit when it's a movie or TV show.

Something not right about the whole thing, and no one likes to hear, "Get the chest splitter."
 

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I imagine it wasn't a very hard punch?

Besides, I'm sure when you were knocked out, he put his dick in your mouth and took a picture for everyone to see.

He said I gave him a nasty bruise on his upper thigh and just missed a bad spot.haven't seen any pics on the web yet so I'm hoping no lol
 

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Well whatever it is, I hope it goes easy and eases whatever ails you.

Sounds like a beer ad. Shotz Beer, Goes down easy and eases whatever ails you.
 

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I'm crashing. Need to think of more surgical jokes for tomorrow. Make sure your surgeon didn't go to one of those Mexican medical schools. They just don't have the same standards.

Stay well.
 

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I'm crashing. Need to think of more surgical jokes for tomorrow. Make sure your surgeon didn't go to one of those Mexican medical schools. They just don't have the same standards.

Stay well.

You really cut me up, I'm in stitches over here. :D
 

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Hopefully you'll be able to plorst when you get home from your surgery to let everyone know you made out alright.you are the cool kid sir
 
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