OT: I hope they don't record together...

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Oh lord, please don't make me relive that. What a horrible, horrible spectacle that was.

You're welcome.

 

[dash]

she's no wendy mesley, amaright dash?

lol

You are correct, sir (I was waiting for that - lol)

 

[SLY]

i think she's pretty but what the hell happened here?

Holy hell.

 

[mattola]

i think she's pretty but what the hell happened here?

 

[SLY]

I see what has to be done, fellas. Someone has to have sex with Avril to stop this thing. I volunteer.

I may be limited in my posting for a few days while I complete this mission.

I've just got to get together some guns to take to Canada in case any Canadians want to dangerously and courteously notify me of any upcoming events or try to force me to spell a noun ending in "er" with "re" instead. Rest assured I will not be swayed from my mission by their liberal, friendly ways and will use any and all force necessary.

I'm off! To Canada!!

Eloco, just make sure you try not to love her.

No one picked up on this?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

"he was a boy ... she was a girl ... can i make it anymore obvious"

 

[dash]

Man, this is certainly not going to help the 'Ugly Canadians' theme currently winding its way through Washington state...

 

[elocomotive]

No one picked up on this?

I'm just reading it, but it went over my head. Lyrics reference?

UPDATE - I've crossed the Canadian bordre. Just before I drove across, I did see a man in the woods in the Buffalo area doing something strange. He had parked his car along the highway, left his trunk open, and appeared to be in the woods about 100 yards but I couldn't see him well. Not sure what that is about.

Good news, though. Canada is very friendly. I've only had to use my hangun once here so far and it was against an American. He mentioned something to me about directions, but I didn't want to take any chances, so I popped him. He was from Dearborn, Michigan. I just kept going. I don't know if he's alive or dead.

Per Dash's advice, I'm going to do the following...
(1) Find a place to stay
(2) Place several inviting trash cans filled with leftovers outside
(3) Wait for Avril to take the bait
(4) ?????
(5) Profit

I'm not sure if I'm thinking clearly. The weather is so nice here and the air is so clean I feel like I'm drunk.

 

[SLY]

I'm just reading it, but it went over my head. Lyrics reference?

UPDATE - I've crossed the Canadian bordre. Just before I drove across, I did see a man in the woods in the Buffalo area doing something strange. He had parked his car along the highway, left his trunk open, and appeared to be in the woods about 100 yards but I couldn't see him well. Not sure what that is about.

Good news, though. Canada is very friendly. I've only had to use my hangun once here so far and it was against an American. He mentioned something to me about directions, but I didn't want to take any chances, so I popped him. He was from Dearborn, Michigan. I just kept going. I don't know if he's alive or dead.

Per Dash's advice, I'm going to do the following...
(1) Find a place to stay
(2) Place several inviting trash cans filled with leftovers outside
(3) Wait for Avril to take the bait
(4) ?????
(5) Profit

I'm not sure if I'm thinking clearly. The weather is so nice here and the air is so clean I feel like I'm drunk.

lol, Nickelbacks new shitty music video is for some song title "trying not to love you". It was funnier to me when I wrote it, not so much now. I never would have known of the damn song if it wasn't for Matt.

 

[elocomotive]

Also, rep to whoever can name the movie referenced in my last post.

 

[dash]

Also, rep to whoever can name the movie referenced in my last post.

Goodfellas seems too obvious, so I know that can't be right...

/I will rep you for spelling bordre correctly, though.

 

[elocomotive]

/I will rep you for spelling bordre correctly, though.

I feel so Canadian already, Dash.

UPDATE - In fact, I was talking to a street vendor about my mission. He was very thankful and appreciative. So much so, that he helped me out. He told me that if I want to look like a real Canadian and blend in, that I'll need some clothes to do it. So he sold me the shirt below for only 35 dollars Canadian! Pretty sure that's only like $20 American!! You Canadians are friendly, but a little naive. Anyhow, with this shirt, he assured me I'll blend right in with the flag of the good ol' C-A-N-A-D of A flag right on it...

Back to my mission! I have a lot of work to do today, so I'll report back tomorrow.

 

[SLY]

 

[blindbaby]

I'm just reading it, but it went over my head. Lyrics reference?

UPDATE - I've crossed the Canadian bordre. Just before I drove across, I did see a man in the woods in the Buffalo area doing something strange. He had parked his car along the highway, left his trunk open, and appeared to be in the woods about 100 yards but I couldn't see him well. Not sure what that is about.

Good news, though. Canada is very friendly. I've only had to use my hangun once here so far and it was against an American. He mentioned something to me about directions, but I didn't want to take any chances, so I popped him. He was from Dearborn, Michigan. I just kept going. I don't know if he's alive or dead.

Per Dash's advice, I'm going to do the following...
(1) Find a place to stay
(2) Place several inviting trash cans filled with leftovers outside
(3) Wait for Avril to take the bait
(4) ?????
(5) Profit

I'm not sure if I'm thinking clearly. The weather is so nice here and the air is so clean I feel like I'm drunk.

LOL

He was from Dearborn? For the love of God, you just shot Al Iafrate!

 

[pixburgher66]

Sooo, her ring was 14 carat. I would've said yes too. Wowza.


Actually no, I wouldn't have said yes. I have standards.

 

[elocomotive]

LOL

He was from Dearborn? For the love of God, you just shot Al Iafrate!

The Dearborn portion of the post is a good clue for the movie quote.

I only wish I could bald with as much class and flair as Mr. Iafrate.

 

[puckhead]

The Dearborn portion of the post is a good clue for the movie quote.

I only wish I could bald with as much class and flair as Mr. Iafrate.

Michigan + killing = Grosse Point Blank?

 

[mooger_35]

Almost Famous???

 

[filosofy29]

These five words in my head scream "yikes don't have any kids".....

 

[abaskin18]

Almost Famous. My boss produced it, and it's one of my faves. Nice Pull, Eloco

Edit: Ah damn, Moog beat me by hours here...