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OT - I’m bored, Part Herbert!

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Seems over the top for a division title

 

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9 out of 10. Ah, the power of moneybags.
 

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That said, why did Dick Williams bring in Steve Rodgers when Woody Fryman was ready to go in the bullpen?
 

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The Astros are inviting him to spring training next season


 

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I'm just glad I lived long enough to see the words "chess" and "anal beads" in the same sentence.
 

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A similar thing happened to me around this time in 1980. My father and I were both ejected from the Cub Scout Troop 314 Pinewood Derby. We were sure that the Sawyers, Chet and Chet Jr., weighted their car to get more speed so to prove it we broke it open. We were wrong... but the Sawyers were kind of jerks.
Neat that me and Ken Griffey Jr. kind of have something in common. :)
 

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The Astros are inviting him to spring training next season


Chess player: I have devised a scheme whereby if you insert vibrating beads up my ass, you can signal me during the match
co-cheater: you know, we could get the same effect with like, and ankle bracelet or something
Chess player: I said UP MY ASS
co-cheater: :ohwell:
 

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Chess player: I have devised a scheme whereby if you insert vibrating beads up my ass, you can signal me during the match
co-cheater: you know, we could get the same effect with like, and ankle bracelet or something
Chess player: I said UP MY ASS
co-cheater: :ohwell:

alternate punchline: you're not here for the chess, are you
 
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