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OT: Home Invasions in your State

elocomotive

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You guys love hatin' on me... douchebags. I dont subscribe to any magazine but Mens Health. No Extreme is for fairies (yes I initially used a different "f" word), nor do I own any DVD with Ahnold in it. And don't hate on my fashion sense, dickbreath.

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Lol, true. I used to like and watch that show. Didn't hurt that Paige Davis had some killer legs and a nice poop hole casing.

Lmao. I can't stop laughing at my own phrasing here. Partly b/c its so stupid, and partly b/c I'm imaging guys using it repeatedly in conversation instead of ass.

can i nominate this as an early canididate for post of the year? i feel like they could be merged?

read: i cant stop laughing either. nice one elo.
 

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can i nominate this as an early canididate for post of the year? i feel like they could be merged?

read: i cant stop laughing either. nice one elo.

Unfortunately, this chlorine poop hole casing hole can't receive awards since I run the Hookies, but I appreciate the comment and that you got a kick out of it. :)

Also, first to figure out what the bold means gets a rep.
 

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Unfortunately, this chlorine poop hole casing hole can't receive awards since I run the Hookies, but I appreciate the comment and that you got a kick out of it. :)

Also, first to figure out what the bold means gets a rep.

sick asshole? :noidea:
 

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Unfortunately, this chlorine poop hole casing hole can't receive awards since I run the Hookies, but I appreciate the comment and that you got a kick out of it. :)

Also, first to figure out what the bold means gets a rep.

You bleach your ass?
 

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your shit don't stink?
 

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burning asshole?
 

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All wrong so far. Darkstone would get this quickly.... (hint hint)
 

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I still think he is like Artemis from Sunny In Philadelphia and bleaches his asshole.
 

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CLasshole!
 

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Bromine poop hole casing hole

Brasshole!
 

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Gold poop hole casing hole

A gasshole

Ok, I'm done.
 

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I can fill in in Dark's absence.

:nerd:
 

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You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps!!!

You insult my queen!!!

You threaten my puppies with slavery and death!!!

Oh Ive chosen my actions carefully, home invader. Perhaps you should have done the same!


(i figure this thread is as good as any for a slightly altered 300 quote. Greeks rule!)
 

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Indian Repper!
 

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I still think he is like Artemis from Sunny In Philadelphia and bleaches his asshole.

Lol. I can't even began to fathom why or how one would do that. But I have incorporated a hamburger bun from Wendy's with sex in an unusual and creative way.
 

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Lol. I can't even began to fathom why or how one would do that. But I have incorporated a hamburger bun from Wendy's with sex in an unusual and creative way.

:shocked:
 
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