OT: Great Quotes

[mattola]

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." -

Humphrey Bogart

 

[Slimpikins]

"Drink every day like it's your last"

-My mother.

 

[dash]

"We have nothing to fear but Fehr himself"

- anonymous

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars - the rest I just squandered.
- George Best

 

[dash]

"if you want to crown them, then crown their ass! But, they are who we thought they were, and we let them off the hook!

- Dennis Green

 

[Slimpikins]

Sitting in church makes one no more religious than sitting in a garage makes them a car.

-Bertrand Russell

 

[dash]

"Sir, I have found you an argument; but I am not obliged to find you an understanding"

- Samuel Johnson

 

[sbb122]

"I refuse to engage myself in a battle of wits with a man who is unarmed." Mark Twain

 

[JohnRandle]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

JR

 

[dash]

"We want the ball and we're going to score"

- Matt Hasselbeck

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." -Aristotle

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"Why does the other team keep catching my passes?" - Jay Cutler

 

[dash]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

- Bill Clinton

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"For the last time...I did NOT change teams." -Jeff Sly

 

[dash]

"I cannot really hear what Jeremy says because I've got my two Stanley Cup rings plugging my ear"

- Patty Wah

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

“Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.” -Churchill

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put." -Churchill

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"The rest is silence." -Hamlet

 

[dash]

"Henderson has scored for Canada"

- Foster Hewitt

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"I haven't said half of the things I've said." -Yogi Berra