OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[mattola]

The good news is, I know where you live.

the better news is I would answer the door for you

we are thinking of having a summer BBQ. Ill keep you updated and let me know if you are going away

 

[puckhead]

let me know if you are going away

Wait..... You know where I live...

 

[buffhockey]

With 3 kids in the car. The shovel could have multiple uses for this case..

 

[mattola]

With 3 kids in the car. The shovel could have multiple uses for this case..

14 Holy fuck

 

[dash]

 

[naslundfan19]

Shaddup sthuttin’ up!

 

[Judge Fudge]

So I missed out in coffee today....

So I broke open a Timmy's box of 80.

They all didn't fit in a bin so I got creative...

 

[forty_three]

Cincinnati drops 50 spots on 'Best Places to Live' list from U.S. News & World Report. Here's why.

Cincinnati is a great place to live, according to a new ranking from U.S. News and World Report, but the Queen City did drop significantly from its 2023-2024 spot.

www.wcpo.com

Because the people who make the list ate "chili".

 

[mattola]

Cincinnati drops 50 spots on 'Best Places to Live' list from U.S. News & World Report. Here's why.

Cincinnati is a great place to live, according to a new ranking from U.S. News and World Report, but the Queen City did drop significantly from its 2023-2024 spot.

www.wcpo.com

Because the people who make the list ate "chili".

why does the word "noshing" trigger me lol

 

[Slimpikins]

I fucking hate that word

 

[forty_three]

why does the word "noshing" trigger me lol

Why don't you nosh on a moist citrus?

 

[mattola]

Why don't you nosh on a moist citrus?

 

[dare2be]

I never heard that word and I don't think I ever want to hear it again. No, not citrus.

 

[Comeds]

In school I hated math word problems. Looking at my nephew's math book I think I'd really hate them now. How is this even educational?

Mel Allen + high dollar escort + pearl necklace = x

What is X?
A. Juuuuuust a bit outside.
B. Dipsy-doo Dunk-a-roo.
C. How about that!
D. Holy cow!

 

[dash]

I'm going with 'C' and This Week in Baseball was a great show with a fantastic closing theme...

 

[puckhead]

I'm in the elevator today, and a very well endowed lady gets in.
She says "Could you press 1 please"

I dont remember much after that.

 

[mattola]

Dear Penthouse .... I couldn't believe that it could happen to me but I'm in the elevator today, and a very well endowed lady gets in.
She says "Could you press 1 please"

I dont remember much after that.

FIFY

 

[puckhead]

 

[thedddd]

why does the word "noshing" trigger me lol

You know your city sucks when Toledo is ranked higher.

 

[mattola]