Ongoing NHL Thread Part V minutes for fighting

[forty_three]

I can't wait to see what emojis he puts out there for this.

 

[forty_three]

Tornado said Fuck Dallas and took a house owned by Tyler Seguin.

He had already moved to a new one and hadn't sold this one yet.

 

[BGDave]

Tornado said Fuck Dallas and took a house owned by Tyler Seguin.

He had already moved to a new one and hadn't sold this one yet.

Hope he was in good hands

 

[dash]

Tornado said Fuck Dallas and took a house owned by Tyler Seguin.

He had already moved to a new one and hadn't sold this one yet.

Unconfirmed reports indicate that the only thing left standing was his washing machine - In fact, investigators say it looks like it has never been used

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Unconfirmed reports indicate that the only thing left standing was his washing machine - In fact, investigators say it looks like it has never been used

Tornadoes are crazy. Apparently this one plugged Seguin's toaster into a telephone line. Weird.

 

[naslundfan19]

Oh no. Hope this isn’t as bad as it looks.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Tornadoes are crazy. Apparently this one plugged Seguin's toaster into a telephone line. Weird.

Dale tallon was hoping to use the toaster to send a fax

/too soon ?

 

[BGDave]

Oh no. Hope this isn’t as bad as it looks.

That leg had a definite Joe Theismann bend to it.

 

[BGDave]

Pro tip you did not need to go to Singapore for. . .

Load up on BOS tonight. Give up the pucks, whatever it takes. This is the surest lock in the history of sure locks.

 

[dash]

Pro tip you did not need to go to Singapore for. . .

Load up on BOS tonight. Give up the pucks, whatever it takes. This is the surest lock in the history of sure locks.

 

[dash]

^

Of course, Jimmy Apollo's follow-up is "Folks, when you're right 52% of the time, you are wrong 48% of the time"

 

[forty_three]

Nice try, Freddie.

 

[dash]

Nice try, Freddie.

That was some Quick thinking by Cam as Freddie was employing some Quick tactics.

 

[dash]

Pizza is returning to Anaheim.

 

[puckhead]

That sucks.
Free the Bulldog!

 

[dash]

The real Oilers have arrived in Minnesota tonight.

 

[BGDave]

The real Oilers have arrived in Minnesota tonight.

Did not see the late scores. Off to check.






(snicker)


What is that now, 3 games without a point for McJesus?

 

[dash]

Did not see the late scores. Off to check.






(snicker)


What is that now, 3 games without a point for McJesus?

Oilers haven't scored a goal in 125 minutes and counting.

/There will likely be a presser sometime today stating that McDavid has McFlu.

 

[puckhead]

McDavid is McTired from carrying the McTeam on his McBack for 25 minutes a night for the first eight games.

 

[forty_three]

/There will likely be a presser sometime today stating that McDavid has McFlu.

It's because the NHL Network has been fucking that "Best start since 84-85 season" chicken.