Ongoing NHL thread - Part III

[Comeds]

C'mon, PK isn't going anywhere. Its not like the Canadiens would ever trade their star player in his prime.

Oh, wait.

 

[Puck082]

It'll take every prospect the Isles hold dear to get Subban.

If they are shopping the guy, Hamonic plus a top tier prospect would probably be considered, no?

 

[Puck082]

C'mon, PK isn't going anywhere. Its not like the Canadiens would ever trade their star player in his prime.

Oh, wait.

I know. I still can't believe they trade Kirk Muller like that.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

If they are shopping the guy, Hamonic plus a top tier prospect would probably be considered, no?

For one of the best defencemen in the league? No. More like Strome/Nelson, Barzal, Dal Colle, first and second round pick.

Plus, then they're stuck with an unhappy Hamonic (Montreal, contrary to popular belief, is not in Western Canada).

 

[Comeds]

I know. I still can't believe they trade Kirk Muller like that.

I was talking about Damphousse.

 

[Puck082]

For one of the best defencemen in the league? No. More like Strome/Nelson, Barzal, Dal Colle, first and second round pick.

Plus, then they're stuck with an unhappy Hamonic (Montreal, contrary to popular belief, is not in Western Canada).

They must not put that high a value on him if they are shopping the guy.

Also, why must you crush my hopes and dreams of having a black outspoken hockey player in Brooklyn? It makes too much sense for it NOT to happen now.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

They must not put that high a value on him if they are shopping the guy.

Also, why must you crush my hopes and dreams of having a black outspoken hockey player in Brooklyn? It makes too much sense for it NOT to happen now.

Well, Bergevin gets very little respect from me for his GM work so maybe you're right. But a half-decent GM should be able to garner a kings ransom for PK. The guy's got more points than Stamkos right now and is good for 50-60 a year at least for another few seasons.

And he would be a perfect fit on the Isles. If there is any way for Snow to get this done, even if it were for a package similar to what I just said, he should do it.

 

[forty_three]

and I didnt even pray to Oprah this time

IT'S TOO LATE YOU BALD FINNISH FUCKWIT!

C'mon, PK isn't going anywhere. Its not like the Canadiens would ever trade their star player in his prime.

Oh, wait.

Yeah, no team is dumb enough to trade a franchise player.

*sigh*

For one of the best defencemen in the league? No. More like Strome/Nelson, Barzal, Dal Colle, first and second round pick.

Plus, then they're stuck with an unhappy Hamonic (Montreal, contrary to popular belief, is not in Western Canada).

Could be another rare straight up one for one hockey trade.



Funny, PK isn't liked by the coach, so rumors are they are kicking the tires and gauging the market. And every other fucking team is peeing themselves in hope they can land him. I've seen this movie before.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

IT'S TOO LATE YOU BALD FINNISH FUCKWIT!



Yeah, no team is dumb enough to trade a franchise player.

*sigh*



Could be another rare straight up one for one hockey trade.



Funny, PK isn't liked by the coach, so rumors are they are kicking the tires and gauging the market. And every other fucking team is peeing themselves in hope they can land him. I've seen this movie before.

Or several (looking at you Boston Bruins).

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

JORDAN FOR PK !

Montreal Canadiens defenseman P.K. Subban said he believes his younger brother Jordan may one day eclipse what he has accomplished.

/i could legit see Aquilini storming into Bennings office this morning and saying he nees to trade Utica to the Habs for PK so they can make the playoffs this season

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

JORDAN FOR PK !

Montreal Canadiens defenseman P.K. Subban said he believes his younger brother Jordan may one day eclipse what he has accomplished.

/i could legit see Aquilini storming into Bennings office this morning and saying he nees to trade Utica to the Habs for PK so they can make the playoffs this season

Yeah, I mean, I'd love PK but right now tanking is way more important.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Yeah, I mean, I'd love PK but right now tanking is way more important.

everyone in vancouver feels this way except ownership

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

everyone in vancouver feels this way except ownership

The parallels with the Leafs circa 2007 are fucking uncanny.

Except I doubt BB will be showing back up in Vancouver any time soon.

 

[Darkstone42]

Do we have a "Comedy <insert metal> out of MTL" thread?

I nominate osmium or iridium, famous for their denseness, if Subban is in fact dealt and the return isn't basically an entire competitive NHL roster.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I nominate osmium or iridium, famous for their denseness, if Subban is in fact dealt and the return isn't basically an entire competitive NHL roster.

Doesn't it have to be French so as not to upset les morons?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

how about barium ... Habs could use an enema

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

how about barium ... Habs could use an enema

My ex had cancer and would gag when she drank that prior to CT scans. I gag when I think Habs.

Works for me.

 

[Puck082]

I nominate osmium or iridium, famous for their denseness, if Subban is in fact dealt and the return isn't basically an entire competitive NHL roster.

I think "Comedy Plutonium" might have the best ring to it.....

 

[Puck082]

Barium is a good one....."Comedy Barium out of Montreal"