Ongoing NHL Thread - Part Brock and Roll Four Lines

[forty_three]

Mickey Mouse quote.

"ChatGPT, can you make me a quote that will piss off about 8 million people at once?"

 

[mattola]

"ChatGPT, can you make me a quote that will piss off about 8 million people at once?"

i tried it. holy fack did I laugh loud n my office

 

[mattola]

ok... this is just scary now

 

[mattola]

its all so personal lol

 

[thedddd]

@mattola I had to......

Sure, here's a Stanley Cup joke that might ruffle some feathers among Canadians:

"Why don't Canadians make good hockey players? Because every time they get close to the Stanley Cup, they apologize and let someone else have it!"

 

[Sir Robin Of Camelot]

A good get for the locals… last time Covid got in the way. Hope to catch a few games.

 

[mattola]

This account doesn't give.a.shit about hockey so of course they are now experts lol but this is pretty impressive

 

[Loco2]

This account doesn't give.a.shit about hockey so of course they are now experts lol but this is pretty impressive

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Wow, that is pretty sad.

 

[mattola]

Wow, that is pretty sad.

Yes... Yes it is

 

[forty_three]

Jarmo Kekalainen Linked To Hurricanes' GM Vacancy

The Hurricanes are considering hiring former Blue Jackets general manager Jarmo Kekäläinen to fill their vacancy, reports Elliotte Friedman of Sportsnet. …

www.prohockeyrumors.com

Yes, Canes. PLEASE piss off Eric Tulsky and make him look for a new job.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Jarmo Kekalainen Linked To Hurricanes' GM Vacancy

The Hurricanes are considering hiring former Blue Jackets general manager Jarmo Kekäläinen to fill their vacancy, reports Elliotte Friedman of Sportsnet. …

www.prohockeyrumors.com

Yes, Canes. PLEASE piss off Eric Tulsky and make him look for a new job.

 

[forty_three]

Pickleball scene in Raliegh must be rockin'.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I’d ask why they’re interested in Jarmo but people asked wtf they saw in Waddell who was pretty inarguably much worse for the Thrashers than Jarmo was for Columbus.

 

[forty_three]

Not a surprise but still a sad day. Wish he'd have gotten his cup.

 

[Slimpikins]

Hell of a career little Joe

Not bad for a 7th round pick

 

[dash]

Hell of a career little Joe

Not bad for a 7th round pick

Fantastic career and he has better numbers that several guys already in the Hockey Hall of Fame. Does that mean he should be in the HHOF? I'm not sure about that, but he has a strong case.

 

[BGDave]

Fantastic career and he has better numbers that several guys already in the Hockey Hall of Fame. Does that mean he should be in the HHOF? I'm not sure about that, but he has a strong case.

1332 games, 1068 points. Darn good but his highest point total was 81. Don’t recall him being a finalist for any trophies but I could have forgotten something.

71st all time in scoring, names in that group include Fleury, H Sedin, Taylor, Giroux, Daddy Tkachuk, Whitney, Mullen, Staal, Verbeek.

Tough HoF call.

 

[dash]

1332 games, 1068 points. Darn good but his highest point total was 81. Don’t recall him being a finalist for any trophies but I could have forgotten something.

71st all time in scoring, names in that group include Fleury, H Sedin, Taylor, Giroux, Daddy Tkachuk, Whitney, Mullen, Staal, Verbeek.

Tough HoF call.

Yeah, that's why I'm on the fence with Joe. The issue is that it's become the Hall of Very Good in recent years. Call me biased against the Oilers because I am, but there's no way in hell that Kevin Lowe should be in the Hockey Hall of Fame in either a player or GM capacity. He was like the 8th best player on those Oilers Cup teams (and that's being generous lol).

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This guy became very insufferable. Those teams all definitely tanked lol

 

[dash]

This guy became very insufferable. Those teams all definitely tanked lol

Yeah, the Avs knew what they were doing when they kept Joe Sacco as head coach when they saw the prize at the draft that year was Nathan MacKinnon. The Oilers won a draft lottery to get McDavid and it's tough to say if they actually tanked or just were that bad (likely a little of both). The Penguins also won a lottery to get Sid, but it's well documented that they tanked to get Mario and Lemieux saved the franchise.