Oh those whacky Pats

[Balljim55]

It seems as though Brandon Spikes Mercedes was involved in a hit and run. The police found the car with front end damage, abandoned after Spikes reported hitting a deer. They did not find the deer however they found a Nissan nearby that was rear ended and the 3 passengers had gone to the hospital.

In before hammer does a gloat post

 

[Southieinnc]

The deer hit his car then ran off. Only to run into the back of a drunk driver.
Cop gets the deer, other driver gets to avoid DUI, Spikes plays for the Titans......

 

[Rock Strongo]

buffoonery...buffoonery i say!

he'll be cut anyway.

 

[Southieinnc]

Could San Diego use a player like Spikes?

 

[TxHeat]

It seems as though Brandon Spikes Mercedes was involved in a hit and run. The police found the car with front end damage, abandoned after Spikes reported hitting a deer. They did not find the deer however they found a Nissan nearby that was rear ended and the 3 passengers had gone to the hospital.

In before hammer does a gloat post

does the deer have a little doe? yeah..two bucks!!

 

[{+}Mother-Marge{+}]

...oh God,......the Pats "conspiracy-theorists" will soon be here...*after they eat their capt'n crunch*....!

 

[PatsFan2003]

He screwed up. Obviously it was something they were planning for the playoffs!!

 

[Rock Strongo]

He screwed up. Obviously it was something they were planning for the playoffs!!

he must have been in a hurry to watch more secret video tapes of opponent practices, thats it!

 

[TxHeat]

he must have been in a hurry to watch more secret video tapes of opponent practices, thats it!

maybe he was distracted by a drone?

 

[Balljim55]

The deer hit his car then ran off. Only to run into the back of a drunk driver.
Cop gets the deer, other driver gets to avoid DUI, Spikes plays for the Titans......

I knew there had to be a logical explanation

 

[TxHeat]

I knew there had to be a logical explanation

I'm holding out for a scientific explanation from BB.

 

[Rex Racer]

If I see a deer with pieces of Spike's Mercedes' grill stuck in its grill I will be sure to contact the MA State Police.

 

[Rex Racer]

I'm holding out for a scientific explanation from BB.

Does he noble gas law have anything that would help explain this?

 

[Rock Strongo]

i bet this has something to do with kraft being friends with goodell.

 

[Balljim55]

My first thought ran to Brady deflating Spikes' tires to the point that they failed to perform properly when trying to execute a high speed stop. League regulations call for the tires to have between 29 and 32 PSI. Preliminary reports have the investigation rapping up mid November.

 

[Manster7588]

BB and Kraft knew about this 2 and a half weeks ago. They believed Spikes when he told them he would not be in a hit and run accident this weekend.

 

[Tgann69]

It seems as though Brandon Spikes Mercedes was involved in a hit and run. The police found the car with front end damage, abandoned after Spikes reported hitting a deer. They did not find the deer however they found a Nissan nearby that was rear ended and the 3 passengers had gone to the hospital.

In before hammer does a gloat post

Rule #1

Don't say anything a NE homer can twist into u hating on the Gaytriots.

The end.

 

[TxHeat]

i bet this has something to do with kraft being friends with goodell.

No..that damn Kensil is at it again.

 

[NEhomer]

He didn't kick a puppy to death did he?

...cause I understand that's no big deal here at the Hoop.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Adam Schefter
3 mins ·


Patriots released LB Brandon Spikes, per source. Wasted no time....