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757Hokie83

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Wife drove her car into the garage door this morning. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

shit...i have always been baffled at how that even happens...unless the driver was blackout drunk, and if that was the case this morning with your wife, you might need to stage an intervention, not good to be that drunk before noon
 

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Just been hitting overs mostly.

Skins vs. Bal was 47.5 I think...
Pats vs. Texans had me worried at 51... until I remembered how the Pats like to RUTS... and Houston finally remembered how to score.

I'll post where I'm putting money... maybe put it in a new thread.

motherfucker. i decide to follow your bets in the MNF game, and now i'm sitting pretty at 0. I blame you! you owe me v$25!

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shit...i have always been baffled at how that even happens...unless the driver was blackout drunk, and if that was the case this morning with your wife, you might need to stage an intervention, not good to be that drunk before noon

My wife doesn't drink, so I guess I blame it on women driving or "Mayhem". I have no idea how she didn't see the door closed. Must have had the brain on autopilot and put it in gear without looking back.

It was like something out of a TV commercial, as I was just outside the garage in my car watching happen. I'll probably laugh about it with her when I get home, but I was not laughing this morning.
 

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My wife doesn't drink, so I guess I blame it on women driving or "Mayhem". I have no idea how she didn't see the door closed. Must have had the brain on autopilot and put it in gear without looking back.

It was like something out of a TV commercial, as I was just outside the garage in my car watching happen. I'll probably laugh about it with her when I get home, but I was not laughing this morning.

Im sorry but that is hilarious
 

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Damn bro - that's why I make sure my wife never has a nice (new) vehicle. Makes like alot easier. Sorry to hear about that.
 

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My wife doesn't drink, so I guess I blame it on women driving or "Mayhem". I have no idea how she didn't see the door closed. Must have had the brain on autopilot and put it in gear without looking back.

It was like something out of a TV commercial, as I was just outside the garage in my car watching happen. I'll probably laugh about it with her when I get home, but I was not laughing this morning.

well look at the bright side...at least she didnt hit your car too! :popsnoidea:
 

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motherfucker. i decide to follow your bets in the MNF game, and now i'm sitting pretty at 0. I blame you! you owe me v$25!

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Yea well...

You win some. Then you lose a lot more. Who the fuck would've predicted 5 fucking turnovers for the Jets when they were fighting for a playoff spot and Titans were fucking their draft pick.

Gambling is bad, hmmm k.

EDIT - Also, don't follow the one I just made... I thought that was for like an early bowl game, not paying much attention.
 

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I am officially an ATL Hokie!!! Had to head to the mecca of #GodsConference
 

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Shew, i guess the holidays and the virus i had before christmas has taken it out of me. I just woke up from a 2 hour nap on my desk! To make matters worse im the only one working today and i cant rule out that possibility that a costumer or two has been in. Oh well F it, im bout to shut down early and head to the house.
 

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I have found out that with the vcash, when you go bust and get rest to 25, if you bet all of that, and a new game is created before the one that you bet on you still get another 25...

i started with 25 vbucks this morning, and i think i've got 75 on the line right now, gotta keep getting some games created!
 

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The arrogance of the SEC fans is astounding
 
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