New to all this hockey business...

[flyersfan4706]

PA Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, that is a new track record. As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole, which is a statement of fact, and is in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation.

 

[Automattic]

You can normally tell the level of mental retardation of a poster as it correlates nicely with the increase of emoticon usage.

...and by my high rep count!

 

[flyersfan4706]

It's because it's what you love, Ricky. It is who you were born to be. And here you sit, thinking. Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver. He is a doer. And that's what you need to do. You don't need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab a hold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra! And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years. And it is good. And you use it. And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Ricky. You WIN! And you don't win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you?

 

[IPostedWhat]

Cricket,

Let me take this oppurtunity and tell you about a thing called "Thread Hijacking."

 

[Automattic]

"It's ok, sweetheart, I'm a vollunteer fireman..."

 

[SuperFlyer13]

It's because it's what you love, Ricky. It is who you were born to be. And here you sit, thinking. Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver. He is a doer. And that's what you need to do. You don't need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab a hold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra! And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years. And it is good. And you use it. And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Ricky. You WIN! And you don't win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you?

Wouldn't just be easier to post the youtube movie version?

 

[Automattic]

Cricket,

Let me take this oppurtunity and tell you about a thing called "Thread Hijacking."

You wear a nice watch, you gonna get jacked 'round deez parts...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Cricket,

Let me take this oppurtunity and tell you about a thing called "Thread Hijacking."

If it had been on a news station that people actually watch, I'd have taken off my ski-mask and enjoyed my fifteen minutes of fame.

 

[flyersfan4706]

Wouldn't just be easier to post the youtube movie version?

[YOUTUBE]wbqXgswf-ZE[/YOUTUBE]

I'm just glad somebody knows what the fuck I'm talking about.

 

[SuperFlyer13]

[YOUTUBE]wbqXgswf-ZE[/YOUTUBE]

I'm just glad somebody knows what the fuck I'm talking about.

Well visuals work better for slower audiences.

 

[IPostedWhat]

You could also use the one with the cat as well.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Also, welcome to the board! (That's Cricket, not clarkson. I don't associate with boring Devils fans. I kid of course, or do I?) I think you'll like it here.

But I do have to question your hatred for the Penguins. You know, as a Penguin fan, it's kind of my job to annoyingly obsess over other people hating my team.

And call Jeff "Chief." He loves that. ;-)

I don't hate the

and as a fan of the

I appologize if our trap makes you

 

[Darkstone42]

I don't hate the

and as a fan of the

I appologize if our trap makes you

Clever. =P

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Clever. =P

Seriously theres only one team I hate and that would be the rangers of new york.otherwise im an equal opportunity insulter

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Seriously theres only one team I hate and that would be the rangers of new york.otherwise im an equal opportunity insulter

So you only dislike the chief half of the time?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

So you only dislike the chief half of the time?

Based on the chief's stance on fighting something leads me to believe he's got more bruins in him than rangers.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

There's great potential here: Jeff's face photoshopped on Captain Morgan and underneath it reads, "Do you have a little Ranger in you?

 

[TiLoBrown]

Seriously theres only one team I hate and that would be the rangers of new york.otherwise im an equal opportunity insulter

I actually hate the Flyers more than the Rangers

 

[flyersfan4706]

I actually hate the Flyers more than the Rangers

Fuck you

 

[UTVolCountry]

Welcome!