Need help finding a college football team to root for?

[Hang_On_Sloopy08]

Don’t pick Michigan if you hate losing the last game of the regular season every year (or postseason for that matter).

 

[outofyourmind]

Well, Oklahoma has the most wins of anybody since Hitler ruled Germany, plus you get a top spot on "The List" to boot.

 

[iowajerms]

Nebraska sounds right for you. They are Husker football fans. Since vball is elite there, they are fans of them. Of course, since the other D1 team in basketball is better, they are fans of them.

 

[Wild Turkey]

• Hey SportsHoopla nation, a fellow SportsHoopla member (me) is asking for help in finding a permanent college football team to root for. As some of you have seen, I have switched from team to team quite a bit. I'm an active duty service member, so where I call home is where I will retire, once I hang up the uniform. Teams like Tennessee, ECU, and others will not due. Any suggestions or recommendations as for what team I can root for, I'm ready to pick a team, so I can really enjoy what makes college football special. I really don't want to jump on any band wagons ether, but I don't want a crap hole team (that the AD and powers that be don't give 2 $h1ts about. What say you SportsHoopla nation?

I really think you should give some thought to Missouri.

I've tagged @mutiger so he can tell you how outstanding they are and welcome you into the family.

 

[Bedlam131]

If you like never knowing what you going to year to year Forrest Gump style, Auburn is the team for you.

 

[7Samurai13]

I’d say you should be an Oregon Ducks fan. You already like Pacific Northwest teams and you are an attention whore.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

 

[iowajerms]

Answers to these questions help...

Do you want to be a fan of a team that is covered by the media a lot?
Do you want a team that mostly passes, balanced offense, mostly runs?
Do they have to have a good defense?
Do they have to be a blue-blood?

 

[7Samurai13]

A Chart on Who You Should Root For

 

[tnapucco]

It went away with the bullshit tag. Peoples feelings and such...

I, for one, welcome our new PC overlords!

 

[tnapucco]

I hear that #UCF is looking for some #UCFollowers? They offer lots of #UCFun and #UCFormerPlayersWhoFuckedUpTheirRideAtAGoodSchool that can ball!

 

[steelerssb]

My favorite teams over time have rotated between these..

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

You seem to be the UofSC type. Todd Ellis said the gamecocks are "cycling in." So there's that.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

If you want to learn how to take gut punch after gut punch in stride, Georgia is the team for you.

Except for that one time when I was a teenager. Yeah, gut punch after gut punch is a pretty good description.

That said.....GO DAMN DAWGS!!! The best fucking pre-season champs in the history of CFB. Champs til' we ain't!

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

Iowa women have penises, if you're into that. Below is their official logo.

 

[Justin Tyme]

Well, Oklahoma has the most wins of anybody since Hitler ruled Germany, plus you get a top spot on "The List" to boot.

It's a trap, it's a trap!

 

[Ojb81]

• Hey SportsHoopla nation, a fellow SportsHoopla member (me) is asking for help in finding a permanent college football team to root for. As some of you have seen, I have switched from team to team quite a bit. I'm an active duty service member, so where I call home is where I will retire, once I hang up the uniform. Teams like Tennessee, ECU, and others will not due. Any suggestions or recommendations as for what team I can root for, I'm ready to pick a team, so I can really enjoy what makes college football special. I really don't want to jump on any band wagons ether, but I don't want a crap hole team (that the AD and powers that be don't give 2 $h1ts about. What say you SportsHoopla nation?

Oregon. Theyre due for a national championship any moment now....

Plus, you'll very much enjoy the fraternal brotherhood that you share with fellas like @OregonDucks

 

[outofyourmind]

It's a trap, it's a trap!

 

[navamind]

If you want to learn how to take gut punch after gut punch in stride, Georgia is the team for you.

Michigan beat you to that.

 

[rmilia1]

The OP seems like an Iowa State kinda guy.


Go Clones

He said he didn't want a shit hole team