HEY@! DONTG YOU TRY GOIN AND BEING NICE!! FUCK YOU@@ CUZ I CANNebraska leads in the Penn State series 9-8 now. Most games in the series have been reasonably competitive except for the '79 and '83 blowouts where the Huskers slapped the Lions around 44-17 and 42-6, and in 2002 with the Lions winning 40-7. See you guys in 2020 in Nebraska!
YOu signed onto the derailment, i clearly stated it was my objective....
You wanna hear something nutzzz.You wana know the saddest part, i was more upset about the pizza.
Oh the crazies are best in bed no doubt, but the sacrafice. i loved my pizza hut pizza and she just omg i cant beliee it. like it will never happen again cuz pizza huts dont even have indoors no more. worth every bet if u ask me thoughYou wanna hear something nutzzz.
This is going back quite a few years. I was out hunting with a buddy of mine and got home early evening, it was dark but still early, anyway she say's I've already ate supper, I said thats cool and started to make myself a hamburger. Fuck man, she kept up the nagging and bitching and bitching and nagging about being late, accused me of being out with another girl instead of out hunting. Finally I'd had enough, I stepped into the door way from the kitchen to the livingroom and fake pumped about a 1/2 lb hamburger ball. She was quiet for a little bit, so I went back to paddying my hamburger and she started up again, to make a long story short, I didn't fake pump the next go around and ka~plow right off the side of her melon, hamburger exploded all over the wall, in her hair. Needless to say, I paddied another hamburger and ate in peace. She was a crazy bitch, great in bed, but a crazy bitch.
Awwwww fuck, I fell outta my chair. Oh shit.I hope you take a vacation to the Congo and get bit by a mosquito
HEY@! DONTG YOU TRY GOIN AND BEING NICE!! FUCK YOU@@ CUZ I CAN
Many years ago, I picked up a girl in a bar and we went to her place and started to have sex. She started flopping around like a fish that had just been caught. I stopped and asked what she was doing and she said just having sex. I had no idea what to do at that point, so I screwed her and left.You wanna hear something nutzzz.
This is going back quite a few years. I was out hunting with a buddy of mine and got home early evening, it was dark but still early, anyway she say's I've already ate supper, I said thats cool and started to make myself a hamburger. Fuck man, she kept up the nagging and bitching and bitching and nagging about being late, accused me of being out with another girl instead of out hunting. Finally I'd had enough, I stepped into the door way from the kitchen to the livingroom and fake pumped about a 1/2 lb hamburger ball. She was quiet for a little bit, so I went back to paddying my hamburger and she started up again, to make a long story short, I didn't fake pump the next go around and ka~plow right off the side of her melon, hamburger exploded all over the wall, in her hair. Needless to say, I paddied another hamburger and ate in peace. She was a crazy bitch, great in bed, but a crazy bitch.
I make a pitcher of mimosa every Sunday morning usually sorts that all outThe ol noggin isnt too appreciative of it though, ugh.