"Space Mutiny" where our hero roasts the disabled guy at the end. They were driving those little cars. "I would have gotten here sooner but I couldn't take it off 'buff'.
And the names they gave that guy in the movie. "Rock hard pecs"...
Sting, Debbie Reynolds and God.
One of my favs.
And let's not forget, "Soul Taker" with the Tonya Harding look a like.
Or the episode of Hamlet shot for some German PBS station with horrible lighting.
Son Of Svengoolie was a cheap horror/scifi movie host in Chicago when I was a kid, he used to riff on how bad the movies during breaks (I'm too young to have seen the original Svengoolie). My favorite was when gal was being chained up to be tortured in the movie and they cut to Sven...he tried a bunch of horrible things and she wouldn't break, then he decided to break out the nastiest thing anybody could think of. A bunch of really nasal, hormonal teenage voices cut in singing the "Brady Bunch" theme, and the canned female scream they used a hundred times per show demonstrated that she was finally broken!
"...Finally, if we raise $1 BILLION – stay with me on this one – we’re going to adopt a real live teenage boy and “Truman Show” him into believing he is the Pumaman!"
"Then, I plan on turning at least a thousand dollars’ worth of funds into pennies, which I will press into elongated souvenir coins at theme parks and fairs."