My 4 year old daughters joke

[Automattic]

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Chicken

Chicken Who?

Chicken crossed the road and got hit by a truck!
(followed by the fakest maniacal laugh possible)

I love kids! I bet she posts here one day.

 

[puckhead]

this one had my kid giggling for months....


Knock knock

who's there?

Interrupting cow

InteruptMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[Automattic]

this one had my kid giggling for months....


Knock knock

who's there?

Interrupting cow

InteruptMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

lol I tried it out and now she can't wait for mom to get off work and tell her!

 

[puckhead]

lol I tried it out and now she can't wait for mom to get off work and tell her!

if you're kid's anything like mine, you can get a ton of mileage out of it.
at random times when she's talking, just MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

 

[Automattic]

if you're kid's anything like mine, you can get a ton of mileage out of it.
at random times when she's talking, just MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

lol I definately need to help her work on the delivery. She says MOOOO right after you say who's there.

 

[puckhead]

the third one's the charm.... umm, maybe not for the kid though.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I told my 4 year old a knock knock joke the other day. It went like this:


Knock Knock

Who's there?

Go clean your fucking room right NOW!

 

[forty_three]

This one gets my little one every time:
Knock Knock - Who's there?
Little old lady - Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

We're also big fans of the interrupting cow.

 

[juliansteed]

Here are a few of my favorite knock knock jokes:

YouTube - knock knock lahey

YouTube - knock knock trevor

YouTube - Trailer park boys knock knock

 

[Comeds]

I have a doorbell. And ding dong jokes do not sound appropriate for young children.