Series Thread: M's Homestead: June 28th - July 7th

[Lineman16]

Why the hell is Garver still batting 4?..HE SUCKS!!...Money well spent..

 

[WizardHawk]

Mariners Batting:

Last in RH batting at .211
Last vs LH Pitching at .210
Last in Home Games batting at .212
Last in Day Games at .210
Last in 5th Place Hitter at .175
Last in Bases Empty (not Leading Off) at .194
Last with Bases Empty at .210
Last with Runner On 1B at .205
Last in Batting In The 6th Inning at .173
Last in Batting in innings 1-6 combined at .212
Last with 1 Out at .207
Last while Ahead in Count at .243
Last with 0-2 Count at .098
Last with 1-2 Count at .117
Lat Playing On Thursday's at .153

But we aren't allowed to discuss that as long as they still hold 1st place according to the kool aid drinkers

 

[NWinAZ]

But we aren't allowed to discuss that as long as they still hold 1st place according to the kool aid drinkers

Well I'm discussing and discussed all at once.

 

[WizardHawk]

Rojas missed an easy one. Watch them score on it.

 

[NWinAZ]

Not shocked we only have 1 run. We are last in hitting through the 6th inning. Maybe we need a new pregame routine.

 

[WizardHawk]

Rojas missed an easy one. Watch them score on it.

Erased

 

[WizardHawk]

That's game. Goodnight guys.
Professional hitting team putting the M's back in their place.

 

[NWinAZ]

I'm out. Thornton, ya whatever.

 

[Lineman16]

I guess our front office really loved the movie "Moneyball"..

 

[ulmax]

They ain't...got to maney..runs.
.
They can still come..back....

Hey ya...hey ya

Eeedddddggggaaaaarrrr....

All.in a suit.....bugga..be..bugger

Not his..lover.

 

[ulmax]

Ohh my goodness.down...
In.the.
Hoodness.....bugga be bugger

A wana.be
Lover..with ..some other......

Just.for fun...wanted...to.shoot his..
Gun...

And my advice..give it up..twice..

Yo..bugger be bugger..
.
Wana be with some..one.elses..lover

 

[ulmax]

So let me tell..ya bugger...
Jack.and..jill...went to get a thrill..

Up on blueberry..hill.....

There was no bugga..be bugger...
Sneecking..or undercover....

Or reeking..

 

[ulmax]

A bugger a bugger..bugga be bugger...
A bugger..a bugger..bugga be bugger.

 

[ulmax]

I guess our front office really loved the movie "Moneyball"..

The owners..did...Jedi...is a baseball

Guy..lives.eats..breathes..baseball..

 

[ulmax]

But we aren't allowed to discuss that as long as they still hold 1st place according to the kool aid drinkers

We're fans..we are suppose..to discuss.
Exactly..that..it's..our..job .
As fans. its what we..do...

It's our job.to.root.on the guys...
To victory or defete...

In hopes of a world..seareis...in our..
Town....

Come on..come on .don't let us..down.

Or maybe little.league.
Come to see...
And dream to..be .

 

[ulmax]

Now tell..a spin...
Of..
5-1..twins...
No downtown..grin..
Or hometown....win...

An astro..pack...
Taking up..slack....

 

[ulmax]

If it is..and if it was....
Maybe...it was ..just because....
Cuz .....
If it everwas....

 

[ulmax]

Ohhh my goodness down.in the hoodness..

Tell a story...of woulda..could a.

Should.a..all down in the hooda

 

[boogiewithstu2007]

Astors won, down to 4.5 game lead, Astros are right there, M’s better start hitting the baseball like they’re not a little league team soon

 

[ulmax]

Don't ya know.i woulda...if.i coulda..
And i surly. Shoulda..

Ooohh. My flying..wooda ..

A wooda..a wooda..

All down in the hooda..