Montalban's Official Bitch About tHe Warriors Superthread

[Montalban]

No, but they literally have always worn warm up tops and sweats on the bench. At least in the 30 years I have been watching NBA.

It is common knowledge that sweats keep muscles warm and there is real science behind it. You are just flat out wrong. Hoodies and warm up tops have the same functional value.

As soon as body temperature begins to fall, muscles tighten up. Tight muscles are terrible for player performance. It is why pitchers wear jackets when their team is hitting, even on hot summer days. It is why NBA players have always covered up with warm up tops and towels when resting on the bench for more than a few seconds.

This is fact.

But no hoodies. Durant thinks his hood makes him look like a tough guy but he looks more like Little Red Riding Hood but only in blue.

 

[tlance]

But no hoodies. Durant thinks his hood makes him look like a tough guy but he looks more like Little Red Riding Hood but only in blue.

Always knew you were a bad poster, but you are literally taking it to new levels.

I wear hoodies almost every day.

 

[calsnowskier]

But no hoodies. Durant thinks his hood makes him look like a tough guy but he looks more like Little Red Riding Hood but only in blue.

Does HE think he looks like a tough guy, or do YOU think he looks like a tough guy?

 

[Montalban]

Always knew you were a bad poster, but you are literally taking it to new levels.

I wear hoodies almost every day.

If you wear it as a fashion statement then its silly and you probably look silly.

 

[Montalban]

Does HE think he looks like a tough guy, or do YOU think he looks like a tough guy?

You've got to learn to read. I told you, and you even quoted it in your post, who I think he looks like.

 

[tlance]

If you wear it as a fashion statement then its silly and you probably look silly.

Nope.

I wear them for the same reason KD does.

To stay warm.

 

[Montalban]

Nope.

I wear them for the same reason KD does.

To stay warm.

Bullshit. That's what hats are for.

 

[CitySushi]

Bullshit. That's what hats are for.

This is next level stupid. Because you can only wear a hat, which covers minimal surface area to stay warm. Forget about the rest of your head that is uncovered or your neck.

 

[tlance]

Bullshit. That's what hats are for.

Hats? Really?

The key muscles that need to be kept warm are the arm muscles. Hats don't help with that at all.

Lots of fine motor required to shoot a basketball. For me personally, if my hands and arms are even a little cold, it impacts my feel for the ball and I don't shot nearly as well as I do otherwise. Keeping arms covered always helps me. I often play in sleeves to get the sweat going earlier.

 

[CitySushi]

Hats? Really?

The key muscles that need to be kept warm are the arm muscles. Hats don't help with that at all.

Lots of fine motor required to shoot a basketball. For me personally, if my hands and arms are even a little cold, it impacts my feel for the ball and I don't shot nearly as well as I do otherwise. Keeping arms covered always helps me. I often play in sleeves to get the sweat going earlier.

BULLSHIT. You don't need a hoodie to cover you arms. That's what a parka is for. Idiot.

 

[Montalban]

Hats? Really?

The key muscles that need to be kept warm are the arm muscles. Hats don't help with that at all.

Lots of fine motor required to shoot a basketball. For me personally, if my hands and arms are even a little cold, it impacts my feel for the ball and I don't shot nearly as well as I do otherwise. Keeping arms covered always helps me. I often play in sleeves to get the sweat going earlier.

Neither does a hoodie. It only covers the head. I guess if you need a hood in order to cover your arms you must have a very strange looking body.

 

[Montalban]

Should be an easy win tonight. We'll see.

 

[tlance]

Neither does a hoodie. It only covers the head. I guess if you need a hood in order to cover your arms you must have a very strange looking body.

Dude.

The sweatshirt covers his arms. Hood goes on his head. It covers both genius.

You see a lot of players cover their head with towels after putting on their warm up. MJ used to do that. Hoodie is an even better solution.

Literally not sure if you are trolling or just stupid.

 

[msgkings322]

Dude.

The sweatshirt covers his arms. Hood goes on his head. It covers both genius.

You see a lot of players cover their head with towels after putting on their warm up. MJ used to do that. Hoodie is an even better solution.

Literally not sure if you are trolling or just stupid.

Both, obviously

 

[Montalban]

Dude.

The sweatshirt covers his arms. Hood goes on his head. It covers both genius.

You see a lot of players cover their head with towels after putting on their warm up. MJ used to do that. Hoodie is an even better solution.

Literally not sure if you are trolling or just stupid.

Its only the hood I object to. Sweatshirts are fine. he looks like an idiot trying to be a tough guy.

 

[Montalban]

LOL! Warriors getting out played, outworked and out hustled by a group of chumps. How embarrassing. Guess Kerr will have to get in that ass again at half time. 70 points in one half. What a shitty effort this team is putting forth.

 

[Montalban]

Good god this team is unwatchable. Losing rebounds, throwing the ball away.

 

[Montalban]

The Rockets will put this team away easily.

 

[bksballer89]

The Rockets will put this team away easily.

4 or 5?

 

[msgkings322]

The Rockets will put this team away easily.

Cavs in 6!