MDP Commentary: Quick! Get Sphinxter's Name In An Article Before He Jumps Edition

[Marco Doubypops]

And Anthony Carter is on the floor. How are we still only down by 6?!

If by down by 6, you mean up by 2 solely because of butthole...then, because of Butthole.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Okay, seriously. What the fuck? This isn't funny anymore.

 

[CarlWinslow]

i miss money forbes

 

[dafan590]

2 3pters for butthole? wow

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

That's the Anthony Carter we signed!

 

[Marco Doubypops]

I gave up a while ago...when DeRozan made his second three.

I'm convinced that I'm in a dream now and so nothing that happens matters.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

I'm not even shocked anymore.

 

[CarlWinslow]

oh great, butler hit two shots, look forward to seeing him playing big minutes while sphincter gets cold

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Has anyone noticed that Butthole wears two kneepads?


WASHED UP!

 

[CarlWinslow]

too many kneepads on this team, seriously uncool

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

KLEIZA IS GONNA FUCK YOU UP....FROM THE LINE

 

[froman77]

oh my god. someone shot obama

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

too many kneepads on this team, seriously uncool

And Burger needs the tomato band back.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

oh my god. someone shot obama

damntoni. Totally had me for a sec.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

FUCK HIM UP, KLEIZA!

 

[CarlWinslow]

oh butler, WHAT A FUCKING HERO

I HATE CASEY, JOHNSONS KNEES ARE NOW STIFF, NO MORE DUNKS

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

oooh...ice cold.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Why are Matty D./Leo and Jack always so soft on Butthole? It's so obvious he's horseshit and they never even come close to pointing that out. They always soften the blow with, "Butler! They need this!!! No." and move on.

 

[CarlWinslow]

i'm done commentating when butlers in the game

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Why is Butthole still out there???