MDP Commentary: Quick! Get Sphinxter's Name In An Article Before He Jumps Edition

[Marco Doubypops]

SPHINXTER WITH POWER.


THAT DUNK WAS SICK WICKED AND NASTY!

 

[CarlWinslow]

skiles just pooped his trowsers

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

No problem. Sprayless just going back to get more spray.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

I don't regret this title at all. Somebody write a fucking article about the guy.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

DAT SOUL PATCH

 

[CarlWinslow]

butler bricks a three barely hitting rim then helps the other team get an and1. fuck i hate him

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

butler bricks a three barely hitting rim then helps the other team get an and1. fuck i hate him

And he's helping us get the Black Dark Falcon Knight. Someone give him a bonus!

 

[CarlWinslow]

delayed reaction: OH MY FUCKING LORD, WHAT A DUNK BY ASSHOLEREGULATOR

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I wonder if Butthole is the butt end of jokes in the locker room.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

In other news, when you google "Black Dark Falcon Knight", we're the 6th entry that shows up on google.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Here's how I rank this summer's 'veteran' signings by Colangelo...they all fucking suck.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

In other news, when you google "Black Dark Falcon Knight", we're the 6th entry that shows up on google.

We can only go up from here! BLACK DARK FALCON KNIGHT!

 

[froman77]

derozan lightin it up eh

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Here's an even more delayed reaction:

Nice dunk JJ.

 

[CarlWinslow]

butler is still out there, this is a joke

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Well, if Sprayless has reinjured his ancle, it's official right? We're getting the Black Dark Falcon Knight

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

butler is still out there, this is a joke

And Anthony Carter is on the floor. How are we still only down by 6?!

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Our team isn't nearly as good defensively without Sprayless.

 

[CarlWinslow]

i hate these shots butlers hitting, just go away

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

MDP was right. This is bizarro world. Butthole just made a shot.