Matt Harvey - brittle bitch

[black francis]

Buster Olney ‏@Buster_ESPN 2m2 minutes ago


About the Opening Night festivities: The Royals have created a salute to the Mets for their 2015 accomplishments, to be unveiled pre-game.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

I see our harpies are clicking on the clickbait like good dutiful sheep.

-snip- I see Francis has it covered.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Blood Clot drink recipe made with Lemon Lime Soda,Grenadine,Southern Comfort,. How to make a Blood Clot with all the instructions and ingredients.


Ingredients to use:
1

Lemon Lime Soda
0.5 shot
Grenadine
1 shot
Southern Comfort

That's a shitton of sugar.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

That's a shitton of sugar.

So you sayin' it's a girl-drink?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

So you sayin' it's a girl-drink?

No, I'm saying if I tried to get a buzz off of that, the next morning it'd feel like someone had my eyeballs in vice grips.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

So you sayin' it's a girl-drink?

But now that you mention it, yeah, it's pretty foo-foo. It's basically a Shirley Temple with some SoCo in it.

I wonder if it's served with a cherry and one of those little umbrellas.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

But now that you mention it, yeah, it's pretty foo-foo. It's basically a Shirley Temple with some SoCo in it.

I understand Southern Comfort could use the help, but...I don't know how to finish that sentence

 

[Fountain City Blues]

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Ooooooo! Those varmints will git what's coming to them

 

[Blitzville]

Decent pitcher but what a drama queen!

 

[black francis]

Hey Batman, don't forget to piss

This is your only reminder

 

[Loneranger]

Decent pitcher but what a drama queen!

If Harvey was in Milwaukee we wouldn't even know he existed. The guy is 27 yrs old and has a grand total of 25 career wins. Historically that places him with about 10,000 others. The only reason we know of him is becuz he's in NY and acts like a fuckin 12 yr old. For a little perspective - at the exact same stage career wise Greg Maddux had exactly 95 wins. Harvey will go down as another avg pitcher with a big mouth. Hell he won't even come close to someone like Schilling and he was at least an entertaining asshole.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

If Harvey was in Milwaukee we wouldn't even know he existed. The guy is 27 yrs old and has a grand total of 25 career wins. Historically that places him with about 10,000 others. The only reason we know of him is becuz he's in NY and acts like a fuckin 12 yr old. For a little perspective - at the exact same stage career wise Greg Maddux had exactly 95 wins. Harvey will go down as another avg pitcher with a big mouth. Hell he won't even come close to someone like Schilling and he was at least an entertaining asshole.

Waaahhhh waaaahhhhhh....I'm a douchey yankee fan who wishes he had at least one pitcher as good as Harvey and will be his biggest ball-washer in a couple of years when Cashman overpays for him to come to the Branx

 

[Loneranger]

Waaahhhh waaaahhhhhh....I'm a douchey yankee fan who wishes he had at least one pitcher as good as Harvey and will be his biggest ball-washer in a couple of years when Cashman overpays for him to come to the Branx

I don't blame you but I'll make an unpopular prediction. I don't believe for a second Harvey is THAT good. Not to say he isn't good, I'm saying I don't believe he will be a Cy Young #1 type pitcher. I'm going by nothing more than I simply don't believe he's that kinda guy. I don't think the Mets are convinced yet either and they aren't gonna try to tie him up until they do. Only time will tell but if I were betting I would bet he spends the bulk of his career as a 2 or 3 guy if he's healthy. He's on a great staff right now obviously , still I look at him as a 3 at best on that team. The Mets are kissing his ass and making him feel important becuz his personality demands it. I don't believe for a second they think he's what he claims he is , not today anyway.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I don't blame you but I'll make an unpopular prediction. I don't believe for a second Harvey is THAT good. Not to say he isn't good, I'm saying I don't believe he will be a Cy Young #1 type pitcher. I'm going by nothing more than I simply don't believe he's that kinda guy. I don't think the Mets are convinced yet either and they aren't gonna try to tie him up until they do. Only time will tell but if I were betting I would bet he spends the bulk of his career as a 2 or 3 guy if he's healthy. He's on a great staff right now obviously , still I look at him as a 3 at best on that team. The Mets are kissing his ass and making him feel important becuz his personality demands it. I don't believe for a second they think he's what he claims he is , not today anyway.

Hey...what the hell is this? Legitimate sports talk? You're doing it all wrong, man...

 

[black francis]

If Harvey was in Milwaukee we wouldn't even know he existed. The guy is 27 yrs old and has a grand total of 25 career wins. Historically that places him with about 10,000 others. The only reason we know of him is becuz he's in NY and acts like a fuckin 12 yr old. For a little perspective - at the exact same stage career wise Greg Maddux had exactly 95 wins. Harvey will go down as another avg pitcher with a big mouth. Hell he won't even come close to someone like Schilling and he was at least an entertaining asshole.

I fucking love this post

 

[Loneranger]

Harvey doing his best to prove me right.
http://nypost.com/2016/04/10/is-it-time-to-start-worrying-about-matt-harvey/