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Mariano Craves Worship While Todd Helton Retires Quietly

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Chipper Jones and Mariano Rivera crave the several months of standing ovations and lovely parting gifts, the teary goodbyes and the attention. Bigger glory hounds than the NYC Fire Dept.
Out of all the examples you could have used and you come up with this??

You're fucked up, man.
 

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somebody has a serious hate for Mo and New York, I see. I don't like the Yankees either but this borders on psychopathic.
 

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"What makes you think Mariano likes attention? He obviously hates it." - ImStupitherThanYou
 

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"I hate all this attention. HATE it." - Mariano
 

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somebody has a serious hate for Mo and New York, I see. I don't like the Yankees either but this borders on psychopathic.

Psychopathic? That doesn't even make sense.

"Anyone who thinks Mariano likes all the attention suffers from an antisocial personality disorder."

Huh? :scratch:
 

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Maybe you should include Cal Ripken Jr as a "glory hound" too. Really, when players of this stature do this, it's as much for the fans of the game as it is for them.
 

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Relevant:
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I didn't think Chipper craved attention...he loves Braves fans and they love him back. I didn't even really see all that much on ESPN when he retired cuz they dont give a shit about Atlanta or Colorado :(
 

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I remember ESPN talking about his bastard child and how he likes to hit women. But I don't remember his retirement parade. Probably didnt get much attention since he's a total fuck, named Larry.
 

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I remember ESPN talking about his bastard child and how he likes to hit women. But I don't remember his retirement parade. Probably didnt get much attention since he's a total fuck, named Larry.

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loved how Helton hit a homer his first at bat last night
 

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Psychopathic? That doesn't even make sense.

"Anyone who thinks Mariano likes all the attention suffers from an antisocial personality disorder."

Huh? :scratch:

Don't think he knows what psychopathic means. :doh:

Maybe he meant psychotic? :noidea:

Fuck Rivera
 

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Olney laying it on thick with these retweets.



"Mariano's courage and tenacity to get those crucial outs in the face of a devastating injury is only slightly more impressive than the Kirk Gibson HR, Joe. That gutsy performance alone should earn him the AL MVP and a Nobel Peace Prize." - Tim McCarver
 
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