Luongo

[jstewismybastardson]

Winnings? I thought he was commonly referred to as the worst poker player on the team.
He'll be back by day 2

by the guys who are always losing to him lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

about theodore coming back in a deal for Luongo ... reuniting with melanson might not be a selling point


But Theodore has a no-trade clause, which lists 10 teams he can be dealt to without waiving it. The Canucks, ESPN reported, are not among the 10 teams on the list.

That doesn’t mean he won’t go to Vancouver. The Panthers could try and force his hand, by telling him if he refuses to waive it, he’d be No. 3 on their depth chart behind Luongo and Scott Clemmensen.

Theodore has worked with Vancouver goalie coach Rollie Melanson before, but there have been suggestions their relationship deteriorated over time in Montreal.

Earlier this year, in an interview with ingoalmag.com, Carey Price recalled a story where Melanson would tie a bungee cord to Theodore to force him to hold his glove up high.

Of course, Theodore is a different player than he was then. But he still doesn’t hold his glove high.


Read more: Panthers' Theodore could be part of trade for Luongo

 

[puckhead]

by the guys who are always losing to him lol

ahhh, I didn't know that part.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

ahhh, I didn't know that part.

the guy is always playing ... always ... even while @strombone1 is tweeting

second hand but someone once told someone Luongos "poker playing career and talents have an inverse relationship with his hockey career and talents"

but yah ... you never know ... vegas ... big stage ... the mecca of poker tournaments ... choke job? lol ... guys watching the final table might end up muttering "Fuckin Luongo"


/wonder if Crampy comes in to relieve him if BobbyLou needs to go to the shitter? ... or if BobbyLou shits himself?

 

[puckhead]

the guy is always playing ... always ... even while @strombone1 is tweeting

second hand but someone once told someone Luongos "poker playing career and talents have an inverse relationship with his hockey career and talents"

but yah ... you never know ... vegas ... big stage ... the mecca of poker tournaments ... choke job? lol ... guys watching the final table might end up muttering "Fuckin Luongo"


/wonder if Crampy comes in to relieve him if BobbyLou needs to go to the shitter? ... or if BobbyLou shits himself?

getting ahead of ourselves here, but the final table is well into the regular season.
oh well, should be some other team's problem

 

[mattola]

99.3 - The Fox Rocks - The Jeff O'Neil Show

Luongo interview on here. This is a great interview. sad when you hear it but pretty much "trade me right fucking now" statements in the nicest way possible.

going to miss the guy hope we get good return

 

[DChero]

Hopefully Schneider's up to snuff, or this could go down in infamy. There's been a lot of focus on getting rid of Luongo, but not a whole lot of talk about CS expectations. Is anyone worried there?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

i think crampy can carry the mail

 

[mattola]

Hopefully Schneider's up to snuff, or this could go down in infamy. There's been a lot of focus on getting rid of Luongo, but not a whole lot of talk about CS expectations. Is anyone worried there?

always worried but not about Goaltending. Cory will get er done.

Im more worried about what we get back as if we dont get anything that helps us now I dont see any different result next year as last year.

Garrison signing is a + but everything else is backwards.

 

[puckhead]

LEBRUN: A source told me Friday morning that there was finally traction on the Luongo front but still nothing imminent. And my understanding is that the Panthers and Canucks have kept alive a dialogue. It’s the deal that makes the most sense, especially as I pointed out yesterday if Jose Theodore is willing to move his no-trade clause to go to Vancouver. Luongo wants to be a Panther again, Florida can use the upgrade in goal and the Canucks can divest itself of the $53.3 million left on Luongo’s deal, although certainly for this trade ever to happen, player contracts would have to go the other way as well to make it financially viable for the Panthers.




the thing about this is.... Pathers are still $8m below the cap floor, so they can't shed too much salary anyways.
infact, taking Ballard back would probably make sense, if they throw in a young cheap top-level prospect

 

[dash]

the thing about this is.... Pathers are still $8m below the cap floor, so they can't shed too much salary anyways.
infact, taking Ballard back would probably make sense, if they throw in a young cheap top-level prospect

If the Canucks get somebody like Gudbranson, I'm gonna get stabby...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

If the Canucks get somebody like Gudbranson, I'm gonna get stabby...

and then Weber


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[mattola]

If the Canucks get somebody like Gudbranson, I'm gonna get stabby...

and then Weber


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and then Stanley? Can it be Then Stanley? I really just want Stanley

 

[mattola]

Weber - Hamhuis
Bieksa - Gudbranson
Tanev - Garrison

holy shit box I need new underwear if that happened. ... Im assuming Edler would be involved in a package for get Weber or we had to trade him to save cap space when his contract turns to $6M per...

 

[mattola]

this will NEVER EVER EVER HAPPEN because it would be so incredible for Vancouver but if we somehow got Weber I would break my rule of not getting another named Canucks Jersey ever again just for Weber. I would shape my Beard after his. my next boxer would be named Weber. I would sell my Broil King and buy a Weber..... but being the Canucks we will most likely get Weaver... Is there a Weaver BBQ?

 

[puckhead]

this will NEVER EVER EVER HAPPEN because it would be so incredible for Vancouver but if we somehow got Weber I would break my rule of not getting another named Canucks Jersey ever again just for Weber. I would shape my Beard after his. my next boxer would be named Weber. I would sell my Broil King and buy a Weber..... but being the Canucks we will most likely get Weaver... Is there a Weaver BBQ?

you'd be pretty safe, as I have a feeling his next contract (for whomever) is going to be a lifer.*



*possible exception. 1 year deal with nashville, then a lifer for his next team.



in other news, "weaver bbq" is an exceptionally eclectic GIS
everything from guns to spiders to the Big Show to a man hugging a lion (not a euphemism)
and finally this: i don;t know what it is, but I want it

 

[puckhead]

99.3 - The Fox Rocks - The Jeff O'Neil Show

Luongo interview on here. This is a great interview. sad when you hear it but pretty much "trade me right fucking now" statements in the nicest way possible.

going to miss the guy hope we get good return

very interesting that he still refers to florida as 'back home' throughout the interview

 

[KennyBanyeah]

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[mattola]

Canucks' Roberto Luongo to 99.3 The Fox in Vancouver on Chelsea Dagger: "I like that song. It's catchy. I heard it seven times in one game"

 

[mattola]