Lions Thread "Off Topic"

[LionsWhyMe]

With all the Off Topic posts and the Dolphin trolls talking about their newly founded team due to Suh. I figured something should be done because I keep missing the Memos.

 

[broncosmitty]

So is this where we can talk Off Topic aboot the Lions? Or where we can talk Off Topic aboot the Dolphins?

Can I tawg to tegs aboot Da Browns up in dis bidge?

 

[RobBase]

With all the Off Topic posts and the Dolphin trolls talking about their newly founded team due to Suh. I figured something should be done because I keep missing the Memos.

This is me ignoring you.

 

[LionsWhyMe]

So is this where we can talk Off Topic aboot the Lions? Or where we can talk Off Topic aboot the Dolphins?

Are you asking me Off Topic or on Topic?

 

[broncosmitty]

I'm not sure yet.

Can I delve off topic while staying on topic?

What are the repercussions for delving on topic?

Would you rather have Travis Swanson, Dom Ravioli or M. Pouncey? (I say M. because I don't know which one of those boneheads is which.)

 

[LionsWhyMe]

I'm not sure yet.

Can I delve off topic while staying on topic?

What are the repercussions for delving on topic?

If the title was just "Lions thread" it wouldn't take long before it was off topic. Those Lions fans that are getting sick of all the off topic posts going on in every thread would have a heads up of what their walking into.

 

[RobBase]

My useless talent: I can violently puke at any time just by thinking of something that's made me puke before.

 

[LionsWhyMe]

Would you rather have Travis Swanson, Dom Ravioli or M. Pouncey? (I say M. because I don't know which one of those boneheads is which.)

Pouncey is good but the jury is still out on Swanson IMHO. Swanson's a Lion so I'll roll with the punches.

 

[LionsWhyMe]

My useless talent: I can violently puke at any time just by thinking of something that's made me puke before.

They say a dog will return to his own puke.

 

[broncosmitty]

If the title was just "Lions thread" it wouldn't take long before it was off topic. Those Lions fans that are getting sick of all the off topic posts going on in every thread would have a heads up of what their walking into.

Oh.....

Yeah,....threads like Phillip Hunt signed... or George Johnson signed... or Matthew Stafford actually likes Dairy Queen better, aren't very fun till somebody steers the good ship Honalulu Blue toward Port Nonsense.

Who wants a High Five? (I'm not in the Handjob mood.)

 

[gandydancer]

My useless talent: I can violently puke at any time just by thinking of something that's made me puke before.

Was she that ugly when the lights came on?

 

[broncosmitty]

Pouncey is good but the jury is still out on Swanson IMHO. Swanson's a Lion so I'll roll with the punches.

Tecmo High Five!

(I might be in the Handjob mood afterall.)

 

[LionsWhyMe]

Oh.....

Yeah,....threads like Phillip Hunt signed... or George Johnson signed... or Matthew Stafford actually likes Dairy Queen better, aren't very fun till somebody steers the good ship Honalulu Blue toward Port Nonsense.

Lol... Are you taking notes on which threads I'm not posting in?

 

[gandydancer]

I thought the thread "The Lions Den" was the off topic, topic thread here? Now there's two?

 

[RobBase]

Was she that ugly when the lights came on?

More like rice cakes and French fries fried in oil that should have been changed yester....and I'm gagging.

 

[LionsWhyMe]

I thought the thread "The Lions Den" was the off topic, topic thread here? Now there's two?

Awesome... two is better than one isn't it? Kinda like Lions > Dolphins

 

[RobBase]

I thought the thread "The Lions Den" was the off topic, topic thread here? Now there's two?

You could always go cry to the mods and have it moved if it bothers you that much.

 

[LionsWhyMe]

More like rice cakes and French fries fried in oil that should have been changed yester....and I'm gagging.

The smell of peppermint schnapps will turn my guts. Blacking out and the hangover might've had something to do that.

 

[broncosmitty]

Lol... Are you taking notes on which threads I'm not posting in?

No, not that I'm aware of. (My R&D staff, or possibly my scouting department could have written up a report on your lack of posting. But I usually don't thumb thru those until Saturdays. Then noteworthy information, cold hard facts, opinions, cold hard opinions and data is added, shorthand, on Sundays, in the offseason.) I don't think I've posted in two of those. Might not have even opened one and another might not even be real, yet.

My notes have become increasingly complicated with the uptick in Suhfin posting.

 

[RobBase]

The smell of peppermint schnapps will turn my guts. Blacking out and the hangover might've had something to do that.

Vodka for me. 21 years ago almost killed myself on it (accidentally). One whiff and I'm gagging.