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Pudding can be talked about an all threads. I want to saw Alan Iversen in a video talking about pudding. He was not tallingbough jello.
 

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Whatever kind of pudding it is (Lions > Dolphins) it must be pretty good if it's able to be shared in another thread.
There are other threads!?!

(When Half Baked is on TV, pudding is a funny word.)
 

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This pick reminds me of the four stages of a Mayhew pick:

Happy to be on clock...oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck...FUCK! Fuck it.

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I got my swim trunks.............


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Im ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips n shit
 

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:L @ People who put on a pair of black jeans and call it dressing up.
 

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Remind me to tell you the story of Hans/Frans.
 

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Hey Rob,

Tell me the Hans n Franz story. Please.

2 posts in a row about the same thing. This sounds dangerously like a topic. I will remind you to please stay off topic on this thread
 

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:L @ People who put on a pair of black jeans and call it dressing up.

I wear khakis! but also white socks and tennis shoes. I call it "I don't give a shit about my appearance, but the office demands that I don't wear jeans in the dress code".

It is a new look, I really think it will take off soon
 

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I wear khakis! but also white socks and tennis shoes. I call it "I don't give a shit about my appearance, but the office demands that I don't wear jeans in the dress code".

It is a new look, I really think it will take off soon

Office work is one thing. I'm talking weddings, funerals...can't wear black jeans and black Reeboks and call it dressing up. Unfortunately, this tells you a bit about the crowd I mingle with.
 

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Hey Rob,

Tell me the Hans n Franz story. Please.

Ok.

For all of my life since I was a little kid, my dad had a German golfing buddy names Hans. Hans was cool. Hans had an accent so thick you couldn't even understand him half the time. Hans has been a family friend for over 30 years, gone on hundreds of golfing trips with my dad, been to our house for parties, made friends with everyone, everyone loves Hans. My youngest sister even named her cat Hans, after him.

So, last winter my dad calls Hans up at his workplace and asks for him...no Hans here. My dad is like wtf? My dad is sure Hans works there, gives her his full name "Hans Nickle"...she says "Nope. No Hans Nickle here. We have a Franz Nickle that works here, could that be him?"

Turns out that 30 years ago he tried and tried and correct everyone when they'd say Hans, and try to tell everyone no, it's Franz. But because his accent is so thick no one ever understood him so he gave up. So for 30 years, dude is just like fuck it, I guess I'm Hans.
 

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Pretty sure I'm the only person in West Michigan that didn't feel that Earthquake.

E'rybody is freakin' dafuq out, I come back from finishing my Newport and and its like the Martians finally invaded.
 

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Pretty sure I'm the only person in West Michigan that didn't feel that Earthquake.

E'rybody is freakin' dafuq out, I come back from finishing my Newport and and its like the Martians finally invaded.

You sure big ass Chief602 did not trip and fall down?
 

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If he did, I'm glad he didn't crush all these lovely tulips.
 

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Jaguars top pick (Dante Fowler) in NFL Draft suffers season-ending ACL injury in 1st practice.
 
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