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Lettuce, tomatoes, mayo etc on burgers, why?

beardown07

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I'll put pickles , potatoes and peanut buttler on my burger if i want to, its my damn burger and i;ll do what i want with it


It is freaking awesome, if yer really interested. Gotta have bacon on there with it, but one of the best burgers I've ever had, had peanut butter on it. Screw the condiments, (ketchup, mustard en sech) Just burger, peanut butter and bacon.

Swear it's incredible.
 

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Hamburgers are the favorite fast food for families to eat. but adding the following like...........

lettuce
pickles
mayo or Miracle Whip
yellow American cheese
catsup
onions
tomatoes
mustard

which turns out to be this.....View attachment 39736
they just ruin the image of the hamburger. why do we need them as add-ons?


why not stick with only these........

A-1 steak sauce
Tabasco sauce or other type of red hot sauce(but none of that chunky stuff)
bacon
mozzarella cheese
jack-in-the-box taco sauce
a tiny teny dash of Dijon mustard

which turns out to be the..........20080505Spitzers-Kobe-burger-2.jpg
this is a much better burger that use these toppings, my toppings I recommand




Method 1, except for mayo, is the only way I can tolerate the veggies.
 

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If I was going to put A1 on anything, I'd probably lay my dick on the cutting board and punch it really hard.

A1 is not good.
A1 is made of raisin paste. That's fucking disgusting.
 

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Hamburgers are the favorite fast food for families to eat. but adding the following like...........

this is a much better burger that use these toppings, my toppings I recommand

Learn to spell moron !
 

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What's wrong with you cheap bastids ? When you are at the store to buy the hamburger meat....buy the lettuce, tomato, pickles, cheese, onions and bacon ! Why not buy ALL the ingredients you like on your burgers at the same time ?

The OP is an idiot if he doesn't know why people put those things on a burger. I bet he overcooks his burgers and they probably have no seasoning....

....either that or he is confusing burger with booger and likes to eat the latter as a stand alone meal ! :pound:
 

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It is freaking awesome, if yer really interested. Gotta have bacon on there with it, but one of the best burgers I've ever had, had peanut butter on it. Screw the condiments, (ketchup, mustard en sech) Just burger, peanut butter and bacon.

Swear it's incredible.
i was totally kidding, but tell me, i wanna try
 

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I'll put pickles , potatoes and peanut buttler on my burger if i want to, its my damn burger and i;ll do what i want with it

That's exactly what I told Mrs Redfoot about my schvanz last night. Well, minus the potatoes.
 
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What really matters is you're eating a hunk of meat between two pieces of bread. We all have different variations and prefer different combinations of ingredients, but when it comes down to it, if the quality of the meat isn't good, it doesn't matter what else you add. Start there and cook it without turning it into the Sahara and I'd eat it.
 

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Lettuce, tomato, onions. Add a few strips of bacon and a touch of mayo on the bottom bun and I'm good to go. Maybe a little ketchup..maybe.
 

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I stuff my burgers with onions and blue cheese and top them with ketchup, a Kraft single American cheese slice and Blue Plate Mayo.

Either that or I go Mushroom Swiss.
 

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it depends on the quality of the hamburger meat

if it's just the stuff you get on the meat aisle at a grocery store, or a typical fast food burger, i just have to hope the cheese and veggies can mask the flavor of the meat.

it it's higher quality meat that i ask a deli to grind, i use more minimal toppings. usually just cheese, a sauce, and a veggie like banana peppers or jalapenos.

no matter what, mayo tastes like and has the consistency of snot, and mustard looks, smells, and tastes like puke. both are grotesque, always.
 
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