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Awkward Jay Z GIF by Complex
Yep....
 

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Congrats Texans and their fans, it's the second best thing to happen to you in the last few years.

...and now they get to face the team that offered that big trade for your troubled ex QB, setting the stage for this bounce back season.
 

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I do wonder how things would’ve been different for the Texans if the Panthers weren’t run by complete morons and took the obvious wrong guy as the #1 pick
 

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I do wonder how things would’ve been different for the Texans if the Panthers weren’t run by complete morons and took the obvious wrong guy as the #1 pick

Are the Texans still run the ex-Pats chaplain? If they are, how embarrassing is it to be worse at running a franchise than that?
 

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Shitty coach exits --- shitty coach enters
Shitty QB exits --- shitty QB enters
Not one RB1 or WR1 on the field

How the hell do people still go see this shit??

We only been the armpit of the NFL for 21 years... If they don't give a fuck about trying to put a winning product on the field ... why should we go see this shit??

I don't understand how or why people show up and buy merch..
September 18

week 2

my bad....lol
 

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Oh shit!

We back mf'ers :) The Texans bout punch their ticket to the Superbowl. Lolol

You bout to start putting some respect on my name. LOL
 

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Fuckin' Texans did me dirty...

I wanted Stroud, and then when they traded up to get him I was like, "Well fine, but at least we have a shot at Anderson now if Arizona goes OT!" And then FUCK YOU HOUSTON!

I mean I get Witherspoon was fine, but I'll take a dominant EDGE over a dominant CB any day.
 

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Oh shit!

We back mf'ers :) The Texans bout punch their ticket to the Superbowl. Lolol

You bout to start putting some respect on my name. LOL
Respect for using this thread to talk shit after your OP
 

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You have come a long way since draft day.

Oh I'll gladly own up to the fact I lost my shit on that pick... Witherspoon I think will be great under MacDonald and may fit what MM does for his 3 safety setup.. but yah.

I still have concerns about Witherspoon holding up for games though. Course Carter seemed to have the same problem.
 

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Oh I'll gladly own up to the fact I lost my shit on that pick... Witherspoon I think will be great under MacDonald and may fit what MM does for his 3 safety setup.. but yah.

I still have concerns about Witherspoon holding up for games though. Course Carter seemed to have the same problem.
Witherspoon is a stud but…

Imagine Stroud throwing to DK, Lockett, JSN and Fant

im horny jack nicholson GIF
 

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Witherspoon is a stud but…

Imagine Stroud throwing to DK, Lockett, JSN and Fant

im horny jack nicholson GIF

Oh I wanted Shroud... I was hoping he'd somehow drop to us at 5... but sadly Houston ruined everything thanks to your fuckin' Browns!
 

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Oh I wanted Shroud... I was hoping he'd somehow drop to us at 5... but sadly Houston ruined everything thanks to your fuckin' Browns!
We had no shot at Stroud unless 3 teams reached for other guys. Texans had him at 2 no matter what. The trade-up to get Anderson at 3 was the tough pill to swallow. But I'm happy with Witherspoon and was at the time. His size means nothing to me as far as holding up. Lots of DBs his size have had long and solid careers playing a similar style. Rhonde Barber and Antoine Winfield Sr come to mind.
 
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