Let's Go Phillies

[Omar 382]

GERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cedrique]

Wow! Apparently even the Phillies couldn't "ruin" Alterr

 

[Omar 382]

Altherr is also on my fantasy team

 

[Omar 382]

Schmitty is a smug asshole: "I don't know if I've ever gone 4-4"

 

[Omar 382]

Literally Werthless

 

[Omar 382]

I'm feeling a pron-stache walk off

 

[Omar 382]

Hahahahahahahahaha

 

[Omar 382]

I may not be obese like someone would have you believe, but I'm a big dude and that was fucking hilarious. What a fat ass

 

[Omar 382]

lol did you hear Schmitty yelling on that Stassi hit?

 

[Omar 382]

Schmitty definitely does bumps of yay out of Camel's in between innings

 

[Cedrique]

damn, I missed it.

 

[Omar 382]

I think T-Mac is getting pissed. I mean seriously, when you're trying to professionally call a baseball game and there's a fly ball right to the center fielder, and one of your color commentators starts screaming "Rain in his eye! Rain in his eye!" it kind of makes things hard

 

[Cedrique]

I was just thinking how that overrated Trey Turner hasn't done shit all weekend. Is there any doubt that he will dash our hopes in a few minutes? (or is he on your fantasy team too?)

 

[Cedrique]

That was a rare easy inning for the Phils bullpen. Maybe we can jinx the Nats with the "rain in the eye" trick this inning

 

[Cedrique]

I'm sensing a walk-off that will end with Odubel doing something really stupid, resulting in several Phillies being drilled in the back int the next series with the Nats.....

 

[Omar 382]

I was just thinking how that overrated Trey Turner hasn't done shit all weekend. Is there any doubt that he will dash our hopes in a few minutes? (or is he on your fantasy team too?)

He was, but I traded him about two weeks ago. I drafted him for a shit-ton of money ($54). He was my second-highest paid player, after Jose Altuve ($61)

 

[Omar 382]

That was a rare easy inning for the Phils bullpen. Maybe we can jinx the Nats with the "rain in the eye" trick this inning

Almost as good as the "cum in the eye" trick I pulled with my girlfriend on Friday night

 

[Omar 382]

I'm sensing a walk-off that will end with Odubel doing something really stupid, resulting in several Phillies being drilled in the back int the next series with the Nats.....

This might go in my book. It's close

 

[Omar 382]

I don't want to jinx anything, but holy shit the Nats' bullpen is laughable

 

[Omar 382]

Almost as bad as other recent NL East bullpen laughingstocks, including the 2008 Mets and 2009 Phillies