Let's Go Phillies

[Omar 382]

"Where have you gone, Tommy Joseph?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you, wo wo wo
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
ToJo has left and gone away, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey"

 

[Cedrique]

Coo Coo Ca Choo Rube Amaro,

 

[Omar 382]

Coo Coo Ca Choo Rube Amaro,

I've really been getting into the rock scene lately. In fact, I think I've listened to more rock than hip-hop in the last month.

Have you ever gone 100 MPH in the left lane of US Route 1 high on coke and booze while police chase you; blazing through the express lane even though you don't have an EZ Pass while blasting this in your car? If not, you seriously need to change that.

 

[Omar 382]

Hell, they're even making a video game based on my life apparently

 

[Cedrique]

I've really been getting into the rock scene lately. In fact, I think I've listened to more rock than hip-hop in the last month.

Have you ever gone 100 MPH in the left lane of US Route 1 high on coke and booze while police chase you; blazing through the express lane even though you don't have an EZ Pass while blasting this in your car? If not, you seriously need to change that.

No, the craziest I ever get is when I drive 60 mph backwards on the Blue Route while blasting Leif Garrett....

 

[Omar 382]

No, the craziest I ever get is when I drive 60 mph backwards on the Blue Route while blasting Leif Garrett....

Yeah, that's pretty tame. I don't think they'd even pull you over for that

 

[Cedrique]

Is Nick Williams German or is he just copying Altherr's 1960's beard?

 

[Omar 382]

Fuck the fucking Mets

 

[Omar 382]

Is Montero a legitimate prospect? I'm so lazy, I can't even Google today

 

[Omar 382]

Queens is the best borough of New York to visit, IMO. Manhattan is just a fag haven

 

[Omar 382]

ToJo! You're now officially cooler than Toto, the band

 

[Omar 382]

Nick Williams! If this keeps up, it's going to be a long day of typing the last name of our lineup followed by an exclamation mark

 

[Omar 382]

Franco! Two run double and the Phillies jump out to an early 2 run lead.

Yeah, you could really see Franco keep his wrists in there and drive the ball. Once it caromed off the left-center field wall, you know there was a good chance that Williams could score from first with his speed.

 

[Omar 382]

Yes, in case you are wondering, when I am a future broadcaster, I will be doing both play-by-play and color commentating at the same time, but I will treat it as two different personalities, just like I describe it to my psychiatrist.

I will also have Charlie Manuel do the stadium broadcasting

 

[Omar 382]

Knapp!

 

[Omar 382]

Yes, in case you are wondering, when I am a future broadcaster, I will be doing both play-by-play and color commentating at the same time, but I will treat it as two different personalities, just like I describe it to my psychiatrist.

I will also have Charlie Manuel do the stadium broadcasting

When you think about it, a stadium broadcaster has to have three features:

1. In good shape, so as to walk around the stadium
2. Clear and lucid in their thinking and able to communicate their points effectively
3. A nice piece of ass, because the camera will be on them quite often

Cholly succeeds at all three in my books

 

[Omar 382]

Personality 1: Knapp scores from second on a passed ball! He's a hustler (and no, not a hustler like my father was)

Personality 2: Your dad was a hustler?

Personality 1: Yeah, he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her up

Personality 2: Ok then. I think we have Cholly out by Ashburn Alley

 

[Omar 382]

Let's go Phillies!!!