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Sman2011
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LOL...This is not a joke. Lebron james is considering running for NBPA Presidency left vacant by Derek Fisher....Report: LeBron James considering run for NBPA president - CBSSports.com
Hilarious. I guess a college education or the ability to read and write isn't a prerequisite. LOL....Before everyone starts bashing LePresidente and piling on with the jokes, let's slow down a second. This can't really be serious. I'm sure this is just some sort of publicity move for the always attention-starved, lebron. Even as uneducated, and as dumb as lebron is and comes off every time he opens his mouth, I'm sure he realizes that more skills are required as NBPA then dunking a basketball. Such as, I don't know, having the ability to analyze and negotiate legal issues with more finese than the average, uneducated, dumb-jock...
I don't know what's more pathetic. The fact that Lebron would embarrass himself like this by going public with the story? Or the fact that his Cock-loving fans are going to come on here and defend him and say he'd "make a good president'". LOl...
But just for fun, I wonder what Lebron's presidency-campaign would run on?
Here are his top 5 promises
1)To rid basketball of player collusion. "Never again will 3 Superstars in their prime make a secret pack to form an Allstar team to chase rings."
2)To bring flopping back into the game. "flopping has a long tradition in basketball going all the way back to Vlade Divac, Reggie Miller. Pioneers of flopping. People who I learned my trade from. As president, I plan to over-turn the anti-flopping rule and bring back this great tradition of basketball..
3)Fair referee's. As president I plan to bring in better refs. Refs that don't protect star players, and call fouls on opponents who dare to even breathe on me.
4)To rid basketball of PED's. "as president I plan on having much stricter P.E.D testing, including HGH. A league where tests results are not buried by the commissioner, and have to be shared with the public. Never again, will a 17 year old kid, built like Karl Malone come into the league and man-handle grown men...Never again, will a kid from Cleveland....Uh, wait a minute. Maybe this isn't a good idea for me to run for president....LONG PAUSE. Followed by impromptu ESPN press conference...
Lebron: After carefully thinking it over, I've decided it's best to focus on basketball and spending time with my family. Therefore I regretfully withdraw my nomination for president, and have decided to take "my talents back to the hardwood floors. Thank you.
Hilarious. I guess a college education or the ability to read and write isn't a prerequisite. LOL....Before everyone starts bashing LePresidente and piling on with the jokes, let's slow down a second. This can't really be serious. I'm sure this is just some sort of publicity move for the always attention-starved, lebron. Even as uneducated, and as dumb as lebron is and comes off every time he opens his mouth, I'm sure he realizes that more skills are required as NBPA then dunking a basketball. Such as, I don't know, having the ability to analyze and negotiate legal issues with more finese than the average, uneducated, dumb-jock...
I don't know what's more pathetic. The fact that Lebron would embarrass himself like this by going public with the story? Or the fact that his Cock-loving fans are going to come on here and defend him and say he'd "make a good president'". LOl...
But just for fun, I wonder what Lebron's presidency-campaign would run on?
Here are his top 5 promises
1)To rid basketball of player collusion. "Never again will 3 Superstars in their prime make a secret pack to form an Allstar team to chase rings."
2)To bring flopping back into the game. "flopping has a long tradition in basketball going all the way back to Vlade Divac, Reggie Miller. Pioneers of flopping. People who I learned my trade from. As president, I plan to over-turn the anti-flopping rule and bring back this great tradition of basketball..
3)Fair referee's. As president I plan to bring in better refs. Refs that don't protect star players, and call fouls on opponents who dare to even breathe on me.
4)To rid basketball of PED's. "as president I plan on having much stricter P.E.D testing, including HGH. A league where tests results are not buried by the commissioner, and have to be shared with the public. Never again, will a 17 year old kid, built like Karl Malone come into the league and man-handle grown men...Never again, will a kid from Cleveland....Uh, wait a minute. Maybe this isn't a good idea for me to run for president....LONG PAUSE. Followed by impromptu ESPN press conference...
Lebron: After carefully thinking it over, I've decided it's best to focus on basketball and spending time with my family. Therefore I regretfully withdraw my nomination for president, and have decided to take "my talents back to the hardwood floors. Thank you.