KDS COMMENTARY PRESENTS: I'M TOO HORNED FOR WORDS EDITION

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Two fouls for Vaj in the first quarter. Understandable because he's guarding a top Center in the league but still concerning

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

what a cool crowd of people

Bird watching like a boss

 

[Marco Doubypops]

This Raps team reminds me of the last year that we had GarbaJosa on our roster.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Baldy open jumpshot, no go. Feel like we've seen this before.

 

[CarlWinslow]

balderon: dimes will be pissed

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Burger wants to fight Hibbert. Let him do it, Swag!

 

[CarlWinslow]

Two fouls for Vaj in the first quarter. Understandable because he's guarding a top Center in the league but still concerning

yeah, the refs are going to take him out the game so they're not so dominant

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I miss Amir's Pharaoh beard

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Ed Davis might be dead last in the league in the made up stat, "For sure 'and-1' plays that he inexplicably misses on even though my grandma could finish through that contact rate"

 

[CarlWinslow]

burger looks skinnier. I would pay for the roids if he'd use em

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Baldy earning his 12 million bucks!

 

[CarlWinslow]

Baldy earning his 12 million bucks!

and still upset. He's a fraud, not the team player everyone thinks

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Ed Davis might be dead last in the league in the made up stat, "For sure 'and-1' plays that he inexplicably misses on even though my grandma could finish through that contact rate"

Hmm...that's actually pretty spot-on. But he makes up for it by being first in the league for "player to wear any coloured headband and instantly reminds the fans that his head looks like a cheeseburger" category

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

and still upset. He's a fraud, not the team player everyone thinks

Also, racist.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

One summer later. Leo's hair is still perfect.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

HELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[CarlWinslow]

im encouraged to see burger and amir getting minutes before elephant calk

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Alan Goneson gets more hands on balls than a thai hooker massage parlour.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Baldy pretended to run a fast break, only to pull it back and stall the play. Feels like we've seen this before.

 

[CarlWinslow]

greasy hands