KDS Commentary Presents: i LOVE a DARKO, BEASTLY JOHNSON edition

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

no, the one talking to the fox in the balderon jersey

HOT DAMN!

 

[Marco Doubypops]

God damn. Last year, I was pretty skeptical about James Johnson. To be honest, I didn't like the guy and was just afraid to admit it on here.

But I'm really starting to enjoy the way that he plays. Plays hard, and locks down on defense.

James Johnson forever. Get that guy in the starting lineup.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

All right, Casey. Break that fucking clipboard

 

[CarlWinslow]

sprayless looking well sprayed

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

James Johnson again!!!!

 

[Marco Doubypops]

James Johnson, that guy knows how to foul. Don't give up the bucket. Don't even let him get close if you're going to take it.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Really, our downfall has been the free throw line. We must be averaging the lowest amount of free throws per game out of all teams in the NBA

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Poon Machine creates the steal!!!! Oh, eat it Barea!

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I think we've been dodging the real issue on Poon Machine. Somebody needs to ask him how the hell does he always have fantastic hair at all points of a game? Whatever he's using on that luscious hair of his, I want in.

 

[CarlWinslow]

i guess i'll point it out cause its my job, randolph is an alien

 

[Marco Doubypops]

I think we've been dodging the real issue on Poon Machine. Somebody needs to ask him how the hell does he always have fantastic hair at all points of a game? Whatever he's using on that luscious hair of his, I want in.

I've been wondering that for three years now.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

What's with the no respect for Bargnani. That was a fantastic move and he drew that foul. God damned corrupt refs.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Rubio looks like a douchebag hobbit that I wouldn't let near my daughter

 

[Marco Doubypops]

That was the slashiest that I've seen DD all year. Shame it didn't work. That was a sweet spin.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

What gives Minnesota the right to use the two PG system?? We created the two PG system!! Stop copying us!

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

That was the slashiest that I've seen DD all year. Shame it didn't work. That was a sweet spin.

I concur

 

[Marco Doubypops]

6 boards until prediction immortality for me.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Damn! I really thought Bargnani was going to get another one!

Now time to feed the beast on offense.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Good defence boys. We gave up the rebound, but forced Williams to make a mistake

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Game Headline: Local Johnson showing an unusual butthole who's boss