KDS Commentary Presents: i LOVE a DARKO, BEASTLY JOHNSON edition

[Marco Doubypops]

Amir Johnson AKA REGGIE EVANS

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Fuck, I love James Johnson

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Get the fuck out of the game, and stay out, butthole.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Aw, Ridnour! Why so glum, boy?

I'm here all night folks. It's just going to get worse from here.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

I hope that James Johnson is a guy that we actually keep, unlike most of our spectacular role players.

How old is he anyways? And how did we get him? Was it New Orleans?

Anyways, he's the man.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

For tonight:

Amir Johnson > Kevin Love

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I hope that James Johnson is a guy that we actually keep, unlike most of our spectacular role players.

How old is he anyways? And how did we get him? Was it New Orleans?

Anyways, he's the man.

I know we got him from Chicago..can't remember exactly...oh! We traded him for a second rounder! I remember because Winsbro got mad pissed at the deal

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Give Bargnani the ball!

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Andrea just made that defender spread eagle.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Crunch time baby!!!!

 

[Marco Doubypops]

2 boards. Close out the game, just 2 boards.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Balderon is pretty much the best thing that has ever happened to my life

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Amir, baby, Amir!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Apparently Poon got one more phantom rebound that we didn't see. He only needs one rebound!!!

 

[CarlWinslow]

fuck off with the crosby reference jack, we want leo

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Somehow, Bargnani needs to squeeze 2 more rebounds out. It would be amazing. Especially considering the refs fucked him out of an obvious board earlier, so he should have 9.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

James Johnson - 5 points, 5 boards, 1 assist, 4 blocks.

What a frickin' gem

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Apparently Poon got one more phantom rebound that we didn't see. He only needs one rebound!!!

Wait what? OMG! COME ON GET SOME!

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Somehow, Bargnani needs to squeeze 2 more rebounds out. It would be amazing. Especially considering the refs fucked him out of an obvious board earlier, so he should have 9.

He does have 9 dude! Just checked the box score

 

[froman77]

I hope that James Johnson is a guy that we actually keep, unlike most of our spectacular role players.

How old is he anyways? And how did we get him? Was it New Orleans?

Anyways, he's the man.

He's 24. We traded the 1st rounder we had from Miami last year for him. He was taking 16th in the same draft as Derozan. He has a lot of skills that if are channeled correctly, could make him really valuable.