Just had an inexplicably horrible and disgusting meal at The Los Compadres in Camden

[Omar 382]

Camden- what the fuck. Other run down shit-holes in the Delaware Valley are capable of harboring guns, drugs, murders, prostitution, and r*pe while still being capable of churning out a decent Mom-and-Pop shop to get a hoagie. Not that case in "A Good Meal: Invisible."

Seriously, this was the worst food experience of my fucking life. Trying to branch out, I got the tuna hoagie from the Hispanic behind the bullet-proof deli table. He had to get his compadre from the front to translate what I said (shows the foot traffic in the joint) and then after 20 minutes he hands me a "tuna sub" that smelled like a guy shit his pants and died in it. Fucking terrible. I threw it out without getting a pic, but I did get a pic of the front of the inside while I was in there. I didn't get a picture of the outside because I'm not taking pictures on 6th Street with el locos lurking, but I did take one off of Google Image. So the first picture is Google's, but the second is mine. Be warned: this is not a China King we're dealing with. This is something else; something sinister. Please never go- you'll regret it if you live to regret it.
The outside

The inside

 

[williewilliejuan]

Just so I'm clear...you bought a tuna sandwich from a bodega and expected it to go well?

 

[Omar 382]

It was the sub of the day- what did you expect me to do in the face of such a good deal? I was basically unbuckling my belt, bending the compadre over, and fucking him up the ass without lube when you consider I got an 8 inch sub for $2.50.

 

[Ojb81]

Shoulda gone with ham salad

 

[R.J. MacReady]

The building should be torn to the ground, the wreckage bulldozed and the ground salted so nothing ever grows there again.

 

[Cedrique]

I'm trying to imagine a scenario where someone not from Camden would go to Camden and stay there long enough to eat something there

 

[Omar 382]

I'm trying to imagine a scenario where someone not from Camden would go to Camden and stay there long enough to eat something there

 

[Omar 382]

I'm trying to imagine a scenario where someone not from Camden would go to Camden and stay there long enough to eat something there

Well (and this wasn't why I was there) but I don't know if you know this, Camden has a beautiful aquarium. I haven't been in over 10 years, and I hear they're taking all the sea creatures out or some shit soon. I might go before they do that, but I will not be patronizing Los Compadres again if I do so.

 

[jvett77]

Try one of these next time. Bad food is depressing.

The 10 Best Restaurants Near Adventure Aquarium

 

[Center Ice]

It was the sub of the day- what did you expect me to do in the face of such a good deal? I was basically unbuckling my belt, bending the compadre over, and fucking him up the ass without lube when you consider I got an 8 inch sub for $2.50.

Yes but it's $6.00 if you want it to be edible. Always read the fine print.

 

[Omar 382]

Try one of these next time. Bad food is depressing.

The 10 Best Restaurants Near Adventure Aquarium

I was in North Camden, so this is non-applicable. Do you really think that if I wanted "good food" I would have gone to Los Compadres?

 

[jvett77]

I hear ya. But when you do the aquarium.....

 

[huskers1217]

there wasn't a WAWA around?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Camden- what the fuck. Other run down shit-holes in the Delaware Valley are capable of harboring guns, drugs, murders, prostitution, and r*pe while still being capable of churning out a decent Mom-and-Pop shop to get a hoagie. Not that case in "A Good Meal: Invisible."

Seriously, this was the worst food experience of my fucking life. Trying to branch out, I got the tuna hoagie from the Hispanic behind the bullet-proof deli table. He had to get his compadre from the front to translate what I said (shows the foot traffic in the joint) and then after 20 minutes he hands me a "tuna sub" that smelled like a guy shit his pants and died in it. Fucking terrible. I threw it out without getting a pic, but I did get a pic of the front of the inside while I was in there. I didn't get a picture of the outside because I'm not taking pictures on 6th Street with el locos lurking, but I did take one off of Google Image. So the first picture is Google's, but the second is mine. Be warned: this is not a China King we're dealing with. This is something else; something sinister. Please never go- you'll regret it if you live to regret it.
View attachment 148800 The outside
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The inside

I'll take places I would never eat at for $300, Alex.

 

[Omar 382]

there wasn't a WAWA around?

You've clearly never been

 

[huskers1217]

You've clearly never been

to north Camden? honestly, I haven't.

I did stay at a holiday inn in cherry hill though one night before I went to Philly MEPS

 

[Omar 382]

to north Camden? honestly, I haven't.

I did stay at a holiday inn in cherry hill though one night before I went to Philly MEPS

Cool shit. Cherry Hill is infamous around these parts for being the last city to harbor a Cici's. All the delicious pizza and sticky buns you could want for 5 fucking dollars.

 

[Omar 382]

I'll take places I would never eat at for $300, Alex.

Oh, here comes the 'holier than thou' sector of t'Hoop

 

[Dolemite censored]

Oh, here comes the 'holier than thou' sector of t'Hoop

Call it what you want.

I wouldn't be anywhere near that neighborhood, either.

 

[Omar 382]

Call it what you want.

I wouldn't be anywhere near that neighborhood, either.

Do you, by any chance, like ODB?