Just got pwned by a Marlins' fan

[Omar 382]

I'm in the hotel lobby, waiting in line for the complimentary happy hour. The guy behind me is sporting a Miami Marlins hat, and so I jokingly say, "Oh, wow, I found one of you. I didn't think you guys existed!"

He has no idea what I'm talking about, and tells me so. I say, "It was a joke. The Marlins are a really bad franchise with like no fans."

He says, "Oh, my hat?" He then says, "I thought they were good. That's what people told me."

Then I'm like, "No, they suck ass. This is a good franchise," and then point to my Phillies t-shirt. And he's like, "Yeah, but don't the Marlins have the two championships, and they were only made a team in 1995?" And I'm like, "Yeah, '93..." and he's like, "And don't the Phillies have two championships, and they've been around since before the World Series was even invented?"

At this point I'm choking and stammering like @Guy Incognito's mom when she blows me.

"Uh...yeah...well...that's true, but...."

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Well then...

 

[Guy Incognito]

#fakenews.

There's no way my mom chokes on 2 inches.

 

[JohnU]

Yeah but, the 1915 W.S. was sort of unfair.

 

[Omar 382]

#fakenews.

There's no way my mom chokes on 2 inches.

Yeah, but she's not a tip licker or nothing.

She be deep-throatin' like a motherfucker, and yeah, even only 2 inches makes her cough like me when I hit the dro with your sister and wife before we menage-a-trois.

 

[Omar 382]

Guy's mom gives brain so good that I put her in a music video in this song I did with Yo Gotti. There she is tricking for my paycheck at 0:17.

 

[Cedrique]

I'm in the hotel lobby, waiting in line for the complimentary happy hour. The guy behind me is sporting a Miami Marlins hat, and so I jokingly say, "Oh, wow, I found one of you. I didn't think you guys existed!"

He has no idea what I'm talking about, and tells me so. I say, "It was a joke. The Marlins are a really bad franchise with like no fans."

He says, "Oh, my hat?" He then says, "I thought they were good. That's what people told me."

Then I'm like, "No, they suck ass. This is a good franchise," and then point to my Phillies t-shirt. And he's like, "Yeah, but don't the Marlins have the two championships, and they were only made a team in 1995?" And I'm like, "Yeah, '93..." and he's like, "And don't the Phillies have two championships, and they've been around since before the World Series was even invented?"

At this point I'm choking and stammering like @Guy Incognito's mom when she blows me.

"Uh...yeah...well...that's true, but...."

The great thing is you had to post that story here because if you posted it on the Marlins board no one would see it for a year and a half......

 

[Ojb81]

Guy's mom gives brain so good that I put her in a music video in this song I did with Yo Gotti. There she is tricking for my paycheck at 0:17.

seriously, what in the fuck happened to hip hop?? is this hip hop now??

 

[OutlawImmortal]

seriously, what in the fuck happened to hip hop?? is this hip hop now??

I think that's what the kids are calling "mumble rap" these days.

 

[Omar 382]

seriously, what in the fuck happened to hip hop?? is this hip hop now??

I think that's what the kids are calling "mumble rap" these days.

Ok, I agree that mumble rap does suck ass, but Snootie Wild's 'Yayo' is a goddamn national treasure

 

[redseat]

you're a Phillies fan... Don't you get owned by everyone?

 

[navamind]

Marlins fans exist? Never would have guessed.

 

[megalodon30]

Marlins fans exist? Never would have guessed.

Only one.