"jimmies rustled" replaced by "Cockles Discombobulated"

[mrwallace2ku]

Of course not! Memo #32 outlines the proper procedure for you to kiss my ass

So...per your AD #29 your cockles are tOfficially discombobulated now?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

That's a payroll issue

They said to ask management now my jimmy is rustled

 

[Cyder]

They said to ask management now my jimmy is rustled

Well payroll is simply passing the buck and my cockles are considerably discombobulated now. I'm going to go and curbstomp a couple of them

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

This thread warms the cockles of my heart.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

This thread warms the cockles of my heart.

Heh heh heh..."U heart Cockles"

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Well payroll is simply passing the buck and my cockles are considerably discombobulated now. I'm going to go and curbstomp a couple of them

Can I at least get my stalker back

 

[TheDayMan]

Can we just get rid of the whole thing? It's just gotten ridiculous. Now you can't call someone out for saying dumb shit without them responding, "Lol, yer jimmies is rustled hehe."

 

[Cyder]

Can I at least get my stalker back

Where'd you leave him? If you're going to smoke all that dope you really need to start writing things down. Never underestimate the calming power of a list. Then again, your wasted ass would just lose the list.

Nevermind

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Where'd you leave him? If you're going to smoke all that dope you really need to start writing things down. Never underestimate the calming power of a list. Then again, your wasted ass would just lose the list.

Nevermind

I haven't smoked in days that may be the problem ;gaah:

 

[mrwallace2ku]

curbstomp

"Self-curbstomping your cockles" may lead to a blackout...be careful here and have ice on hand.