"jimmies rustled" replaced by "Cockles Discombobulated"

[Edisto_Tiger]

Like eating chicken with feathers still on it.

They invented razors for a reason @Edisto_Tiger !

Razors, like most great inventions, get abused all too often. They were for beards and women's legs and armpits. They were never intended to be used near the uglies.

 

[romeo212000]

Can we just get rid of the whole thing? It's just gotten ridiculous. Now you can't call someone out for saying dumb shit without them responding, "Lol, yer jimmies is rustled hehe."

 

[nddulac]

Can we just get rid of the whole thing? It's just gotten ridiculous. Now you can't call someone out for saying dumb shit without them responding, "Lol, yer jimmies is rustled hehe."

That's dumb. Obviously yer jimmies is rustled.

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[WhiteMamba]

This thread really rustles my jimmies.

 

[Cyder]

From the Quality Assurance Department, Administrative Directive #103

Sirs and Transgendered Men,

It has come to the attention of the QA Department that the phrase "jimmies rustled" has officially passed out of fashion and should no longer be utilized.

The phrase in vogue for the coming fiscal quarter is "cockles discombobulated."

Please make note of this change in all future correspondence. Violators of this administrative directive will be subjected to a severe LMAO@yew

I'm not in favor of this and am sending a tersely worded letter to customer service. Quite tersely worded indeed

 

[Cyder]

Can we just get rid of the whole thing? It's just gotten ridiculous. Now you can't call someone out for saying dumb shit without them responding, "Lol, yer jimmies is rustled hehe."

What's the matter? Are you butthurt?

 

[mrwallace2ku]

Violators of this administrative directive will be subjected to a severe LMAO@yew

Is "curbstomped" still acceptable wenglish here? Cuz I want to use that one after my team wins this weekend HE.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

What's the matter? Are you butthurt?

Administrative Directive #104:

wooooooOOOOOOOO!

 

[Cyder]

Is "curbstomped" still acceptable wenglish here? Cuz I want to use that one after my team wins this weekend HE.

I think's it's acceptable. Let's try it out:

The Pirates got curbstomped by the Cubs last night


Works for me

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Is "curbstomped" still acceptable wenglish here? Cuz I want to use that one after my team wins this weekend HE.

Please refer to Administrative Memo #29

 

[occupant]

That really flustered my jimbobs.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

That really flustered my jimbobs.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

Please refer to Administrative Memo #29

Didn't the addendums after Directive #371 in Administrative Memo #32 address this point already?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Didn't the addendums after Directive #371 in Administrative Memo #32 address this point already?

Of course not! Memo #32 outlines the proper procedure for you to kiss my ass

 

[occupant]

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Your button is really felchifying my coneyhatch.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

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现在，我的吉米簌簌

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Your button is really felchifying my coneyhatch.

Tell it to Memo #75

 

[Cyder]

Please refer to Administrative Memo #29

Fuck you and your TPS reports. Oh wait....twenty nine.

Nevermind

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Fuck you and your TPS reports. Oh wait....twenty nine.

Nevermind

I'm still waiting for my paycheck

 

[Cyder]

I'm still waiting for my paycheck

That's a payroll issue