"jimmies rustled" replaced by "Cockles Discombobulated"

[Used 2 B Hu]

From the Quality Assurance Department, Administrative Directive #103

Sirs and Transgendered Men,

It has come to the attention of the QA Department that the phrase "jimmies rustled" has officially passed out of fashion and should no longer be utilized.

The phrase in vogue for the coming fiscal quarter is "cockles discombobulated."

Please make note of this change in all future correspondence. Violators of this administrative directive will be subjected to a severe LMAO@yew

 

[TheDayMan]

From the Quality Assurance Department, Administrative Directive #103

Sirs and Transgendered Men,

It has come to the attention of the QA Department that the phrase "jimmies rustled" has officially passed out of fashion and should no longer be utilized.

The phrase in vogue for the coming fiscal quarter is "cockles discombobulated."

Please make note of this change in all future correspondence. Violators of this administrative directive will be subjected to a severe LMAO@yew

So what you're saying is, if anyone refers to the rustling of jimmies, you'll have your cockles all discombobulated?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

So what you're saying is, if anyone refers to the rustling of jimmies, you'll have your cockles all discombobulated?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

So what you're saying is, if anyone refers to the rustling of jimmies, you'll have your cockles all discombobulated?

 

[TheDayMan]

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Damn.

 

[SeeYouNT]

 

[RaidaDave]

Well shiver me cockles

 

[GNG]

From the Quality Assurance Department, Administrative Directive #103

Sirs and Transgendered Men,

It has come to the attention of the QA Department that the phrase "jimmies rustled" has officially passed out of fashion and should no longer be utilized.

The phrase in vogue for the coming fiscal quarter is "cockles discombobulated."

Please make note of this change in all future correspondence. Violators of this administrative directive will be subjected to a severe LMAO@yew

I never heard the term jimmies rustled until I registered at Sports SportsHoopla.

 

[TheDayMan]

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The gorilla should now be replaced with the Ivar's clam...

 

[TheRobotDevil]

So what you're saying is, if anyone refers to the rustling of jimmies, you'll have your cockles all discombobulated?

Discombobulated Cockles sounds like a 2015 south carolina football thing imo

 

[4down20]

I can't spell that shit.

 

[RaidaDave]

Discombobulated Cockles sounds like a 2015 south carolina football thing imo

I wonder if they'll put it on the back of a hat?

 

[TheDayMan]

 

[RaidaDave]

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Bearded clams are the best!!

 

[4down20]

Bearded clams are the best!!

Like eating chicken with feathers still on it.

They invented razors for a reason @Edisto_Tiger !

 

[Camfantasy]

I hear the soft jingle of some jimmies beginning to rustle

 

[RaidaDave]

I hear the soft jingle of some jimmies beginning to rustle

Makes my Jimmie tingle.

 

[HammerDown]

From the Quality Assurance Department, Administrative Directive #103

Sirs and Transgendered Men,

It has come to the attention of the QA Department that the phrase "jimmies rustled" has officially passed out of fashion and should no longer be utilized.

The phrase in vogue for the coming fiscal quarter is "cockles discombobulated."

Please make note of this change in all future correspondence. Violators of this administrative directive will be subjected to a severe LMAO@yew

Can we get a directive on "how come?" as well?

 

[cwerph]

What the hell are cockles? I just figured out what Jimmies are!

Stop changing.

Get off my lawn!

 

[4down20]

Can we get a directive on "how come?" as well?

What for?