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Jamarcus Russell to make comeback

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LOL, Russell is trying to make a comeback at 308 lbs........he's going to go to the combine
 

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Making a "comeback" would mean that he was actually there once.
 

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wtf? is he going for OLine or what?

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The best case scenario for this dude is a cameo spot on the Kardashian show. Which would actually be a much more painful kick to the nads then being the biggest flop in NFL history
 

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Object lesson: never draft a QB overall #1 based on a single bowl game.
 

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Pardon me, good Sir, but I've depleted the $50 million in funds I attained playing professional football for nearly 3 years and I am in desperate need of more purple drank. Perhaps I could join your team for a modest $25 million signing bonus? I shall also require a memory foam pillow for napping purposes during team and position meetings, a pecan pie break thrice daily, and a cushioned seat on the bench for gamedays.
 

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He said he has lost a STUNNING 12 pounds, so he was 320. This is funny, I don't take his serious at all.

He has double the number of interceptions thrown than games won. He is also the quickest QB dropped from a team after being a top 10 pick.
 

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Object lesson: never draft a QB overall #1 based on a single bowl game.

But but but he could throw the ball 70 yards from his knees ( in a Tshirt and shorts).... That is VERY useful in the NFL where ALL deep passes are thrown from your knees!!!
 

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Object lesson: never draft a QB overall #1 based on a single bowl game.

My philosophy is never draft a QB in the first round (much less #1) unless it's Peyton Manning or Andrew Luck.

At 308 lbs, his only hope is to play Guard. He's probably not quite tall enough or fast enough for OT.
 

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But but but he could throw the ball 70 yards from his knees ( in a Tshirt and shorts).... That is VERY useful in the NFL where ALL deep passes are thrown from your knees!!!

The Ravens saw a video of Kyle Boller throwing 60 yards from one knee.................and drafted him 19th overall in 2003. :burt:
 

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the guy should stay home and not waste anyones time,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,308,,,,really
 

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I grew up a Raiders fan, and still hope they'll get shit straight, but of all the bad moves they've made (e.g. trading Jim Lachey to the Skins for Jay Schroeder), drafting JRussell may be the worst. Keep in mind that Megatron and AP were available, and it's all, like :L.
 

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Man, is he broke or something? :noidea:

 
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