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It's Pizza Night....It's Pizza Night

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I had pizza last night. Just pepperoni. After 20 years of choosing a ton of toppings* someone suggested I just get one or two so I can appreciate the flavors. Damn if they were not right.




*growing up my brother only wanted just cheese pizza or maybe pepperoni. As always in my mother's family going back generations - the complainers win
 

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I had pizza last night. Just pepperoni. After 20 years of choosing a ton of toppings* someone suggested I just get one or two so I can appreciate the flavors. Damn if they were not right.




*growing up my brother only wanted just cheese pizza or maybe pepperoni. As always in my mother's family going back generations - the complainers win
Sounds like you're complaining
 

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When my daughter was in Middle School, one of her friends said, "I'm thinking of becoming a vegetarian. Is pepperoni a vegetable?
 

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I am having pizza for lunch. Breaking the rules of pizza "night".

Forgive me.
 

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Betty White Pizza - Topped with grilled chicken, artichoke hearts, roasted red pepper, pesto, mozzarella and feta. All proceeds to the Humane Society.

 

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I'm not saying they deserve jail time but community service should be considered:

 

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But they do put cold pineapple on their pizzas?!?
I had the shop make me a BLT pizza once. It was a pizza with bacon and sliced tomato, and the shredded lettuce was added to the top after it came out of the oven.

Not bad, but still, give me pepperoni and mushroom any day.
 

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"Hey Domino's... this is Warner Brothers Studios, we wanted to make a Batman pizza and wanted to see if you... (click)... hello?'

"Hello, John. Oh he's not with you guys.... this is Papa John's right, okay then.... Warner Brothers here, let me tell you an idea we have for a pizza shaped like Batman."
"We're not interested, thanks."

"Pizza Hut!!! We want you guys to be our exclusive pizza partner, all we need is a pizza shaped like a bat. We think it would be"
"Seems a little low brow for us."
"But you're fucking Pizza Hut! How are... (click)...HELLO????? Ahhhh!"

"Little Caesars... we want to be in the piz."
"We're in, just sent you the artwork for the prototype."
"But we didn't even tell you the..."
"I said we're in."

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