Is there anybody you'd like to see fail as much as Jayson Werth?

[romeo212000]

Manny Machado
Jose Bautista
BJ Upton
Melky Cabrera
Carlos Gomez
Jonathan Papelbon

Good one. Not sure how I forgot him.

 

[huskers1217]

JD Drew..

oh wait....he did!!! HAHAHA

 

[Chewbaccer]

Good one. Not sure how I forgot him.

Even if he were a stand up guy, I'd still hate him because of that stupid look that's always on his face.

 

[Chewbaccer]

JD Drew..

oh wait....he did!!! HAHAHA

JD had a productive season for us. He just kinda screwed things up when he didn't resign and a couple years later, we saw what we gave up to get him in Adam Wainwright.

 

[Carnzo]

Papelbon and Jacobi Ellisbury

 

[Omar 382]

Easy there hoss.

I don't know why Chipper is known as a Mets killer when his numbers against the Phillies were a good bit better. I guess naming your kid Shea is better than naming him Citizen's Bank or Veteran.

But my dad is currently building the cabinets for Chipper's mother in law's house, and Chipper is paying for it. At least let my dad get the cabinets installed and for Chipper's check to clear before wishing anything bad on him, please.

No can do. I already went to a seedy fortune teller in South Philly and paid her $100 to make sure Chipper gets mouth cancer, so it's kind of a done deal. Money well spent I'd say.

It's investments like these that have me well on my well to my first million.

 

[Chewbaccer]

No can do. I already went to a seedy fortune teller in South Philly and paid her $100 to make sure Chipper gets mouth cancer, so it's kind of a done deal. Money well spent I'd say.

It's investments like these that have me well on my well to my first million.

Eh, he'd just bend over that cancer and fuck it in the ass just the same as he did to the Phillies his entire career and what he wished he would have done to that Hooters waitress.

 

[Omar 382]

Probably. Btw, thanks for the recommendation on the Kodiak. I've been dipping the shit out of it for a couple of months and it's been kind to my gums (well, really, just "gum." Fuck right mouth sided dippers)

 

[navamind]

JD had a productive season for us. He just kinda screwed things up when he didn't resign and a couple years later, we saw what we gave up to get him in Adam Wainwright.

Drew was pretty good in his time in Boston, though not quite worth his contract. He was productive in 2007 and 2010 and played very well in 08/09. He had a few big moments (2007 grand slam, 2008 ALDS (HR off K-Rod), 2008 ALCS Game 5 (homered to make it a one-run game and hit the walkoff)). He also had a ridiculous June in 2008 when Ortiz hit the DL.

overall, one of my favorite players to watch. Just made everything look effortless.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Probably. Btw, thanks for the recommendation on the Kodiak. I've been dipping the shit out of it for a couple of months and it's been kind to my gums (well, really, just "gum." Fuck right mouth sided dippers)

You gotta horseshoe that shit to be a real dipper, mane.

 

[Cedrique]

I'd like to add Walt Weiss to this list, although he has already failed plenty. This bullshit about getting DJ Lameihu the batting title is laughable. What a complete douche. For one thing, very few people even care about the "batting title" any more. But even if it was still a big deal, if you have so little confidence in your guy that you are sitting him at home at freaking Coors Field, what kind of a message are you sending?
Just try to win more than 75 games, Walt.

 

[Omar 382]

I'd like to add Walt Weiss to this list, although he has already failed plenty. This bullshit about getting DJ Lameihu the batting title is laughable. What a complete douche. For one thing, very few people even care about the "batting title" any more. But even if it was still a big deal, if you have so little confidence in your guy that you are sitting him at home at freaking Coors Field, what kind of a message are you sending?
Just try to win more than 75 games, Walt.

Walt Weiss is such a laughable human being, that he's third on the list of humanity's "WW" list (and not many people have the initials "WW") after some poet from freaking Camden and a fictional TV character, who isn't actually even a human being need I remind you

 

[Cedrique]

Willy Wonka?

 

[Omar 382]

Willy Wonka?

Also above Walt Weiss

 

[calsnowskier]

Walt Weiss is such a laughable human being, that he's third on the list of humanity's "WW" list (and not many people have the initials "WW") after some poet from freaking Camden and a fictional TV character, who isn't actually even a human being need I remind you

All three of your examples are Walters, interestingly enough...

 

[Omar 382]

I also came up with Woodrow Wilson. The Great War and all; better guy than Walt Weiss

 

[calsnowskier]

Wilbur Wright

 

[calsnowskier]

Woody Woodpecker.

 

[Omar 382]

Wil Wheaton

 

[Omar 382]

Woody Woodpecker.

Ok, call me a bigot, but I'll place Weiss over this fruitcake. You're still a loser Weiss!